A footrace open exclusively to Baldards. Currently under discussions by the Olympic commitee for inclusion in the 2016 games.
"Did you see that incredible Baldard-Dash yesterday? Patrick Stewart suprised the field beating out Moby and Ving Rhames by a sheen's breadth.G.Gordon Liddy never stood a chance"
by The Grand Nasal October 15, 2007
Get the baldard-dash mug.Noun. the act of being amazing, however with extreme limitations such as lacking skills in areas of technology
Did you see that Baddar stunt? It was off the hook!
Did you see that Baddar girl, I'd tap that if she knew how to work anything electronic.
Did you see that Baddar girl, I'd tap that if she knew how to work anything electronic.
by Boozaaaa February 21, 2009
Get the Baddar mug.noun; Lord Baldar (LB for short) is the deity of middle aged, balding, marginally employed Caucasians men. His followers, The Balds, worship him by attending the annual LB-Fest to pray to LB by skipping around a 40' high pasty white phallic object with a couple strands of hair on the tip, which is meant to represent LB as if he were a living human being.
I can't wait to go to Evanston, IL this year to honor our lord and savior, Lord Baldar, by praying to and skipping around that huge shlong for days.
by Leornad's Bias May 31, 2017
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by Bayda#1 December 17, 2008
Get the Ryan Bayda mug.Baldar is a Haldar but one of the extreme addictions would be Aries. Most of these Baldars must be executed. They inhibit behavior unknown to most individuals, such as unnecessary movement with a mouse whilst aiming towards an opponent.
One individual, in particular, can be categorized as an individual that not only needs to be executed but exorcised afterward to consider reincarnation, although unlikely it would be best avoided.
One individual, in particular, can be categorized as an individual that not only needs to be executed but exorcised afterward to consider reincarnation, although unlikely it would be best avoided.
God damn Baldar can you stop playing ARIES, I'm literally about to come over to your home and execute you, I KNOW YOUR ADDRESS!!!
by baldar pubes January 6, 2021
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When traveling out of state, Paul called upon his bardar to lead the group to the local watering hole, "Murphys".
by sheila in the car November 15, 2009
Get the bardar mug.When a group of San Franciscans get together to congratulate themselves on how proud they are to live in the best place on Earth. Bayarrhea often occurs when people need reassurance of their decision to live in the Bay Area, as most people (at least before the Internet boom) did not move there for work, but rather just because of the appealing lifestyle.
Bayarrhea can be illustrated through the following converstion: "Isn't it great that we live in the Bay Area?" "Yes, it is, isn't it? Look at the sun setting over the fog-enveloped bridge." "Look at Mt. Tam!" "Look at that multi-racial lesbian couple doing tai-chi!" "Look at those guys in assless chaps!" "Yes, it's all so wonderful, I can barely drink my Fair-Trade soy latte with shavings of sustainably grown chocolate mejicano without crying!"
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