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quantum balkan theory

Quantum Balkan Theory describes the theory that any attempted discussion of the 1991-2001 Balkan Yugoslavian wars will end up confusing everyone involved due to the complex and sometimes senseless nature of the conflicts
At this point, the group of geography nerds decided to just move on to another topic as they had quickly succumbed to quantum balkan theory when the borders of Croatia and Serbia were brought up.
by TornadoAP June 26, 2021
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Bawls Shaffin'

1. What you call the most legit white guy in your crew

2. Slang for hittin' bitches, gettin' in their britches, smokin' blunts and fu...treating women appropriately.
Yo man, you see that guy? Bawls Shaffin'. Need I say more?

I was bawls shaffin' all day, erryday.
by Walter Mondalegribble June 15, 2011
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bawk bawk bitch

When you wont bitch out, get bullied, or just want to psych yourself into doing something.
Peik Lin: You have to stand up to her and don't get punked. Bawk Bawk Bitch!

Rachel: You're right! I won't give in. Bring it! Bawk Bawk Bitch
by HLAUSF August 21, 2018
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BAWLS

BAWLS is a highly caffinated energy drink. One bottle of BAWLS Guarana (10oz.) has 120 calories. Bawls Guaranexx (10oz.) has 0 calories. BAWLS Guarana has 80mg of caffeine per 12 oz. It is made from guarana and tastes most closely to 7up or Sprite, but should be tried anyway if neither of those drinks are liked (this was just the most closely related drinks I could think of.) The guarana berry can be found in the Amazon Rainforest which has a naturally occuring form of caffine which indians used to use to give themselves and energy boost. The name, BAWLS, is not derived from anything. The name was simply chosen because if you heard it, you would not forget it (the name is an advertisement in itself.) Also, the blue bottle with raised bumps on it is in circulation not only for grip when wet, or for having a dark bottle, but also because it 'looks cool' (according to the manufacturers of BAWLS.) The bottle is the Winner of the Glass Packaging Institute's Clear Choice Award 2005 for Best Packaging of a Carbonated Beverage. BAWLS is not a well known drink in all areas. Many saw BAWLS for the first time in the Xbox third-person shooter game, 'Run Like Hell.' Drinkers of such drink are encouraged by the manufacturer to ask local and major stores to carry BAWLS. SnoBAWLS is a new version of the caffine drink, but in frozen form (to beat the heat of the summer) made from guaranexx. There is also a sugar free version of BAWLS also made from the guaranexx berry. BAWLS Mints are also sold, which supposedly have about 1/12 the caffine amount of a single Bawls beverage and are fizzy and taste sweet.
Can I have two BAWLS please?
by LtZealot July 29, 2008
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bawk

1)The noise produced by a chicken
2)A phrase expressing greeting, goodbye, and many other random uses any word could be used.
3)A noise produced in form of a race to see which individual can hit the bong first.
Bawk!
Chicken go bawk bawk cow go moo!, chicken go bawk bawk, how bout you?
by BawkBawkMoo April 30, 2003
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bawky

bawky (n): A bird, generally of the loud and obnoxious variety. See also: packbawky
"What on earth is that noise?"
"Oh, just some bawky that's infested my attic."
by Vogel July 25, 2004
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Bawnky

1. A nice round fat butt
2. The plumpest of asses
3. An as you could stick your face in
4. A Beyonce Butt
5. An ass that'll make you wanna slap yo momma
"That girl's thick son, look at that bawnky"
"I smacked the shit out of her bawnky"
"You could eat dinner off her bawnky"
by lfb ral December 20, 2008
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