Baudelia is a smart, kind, and independent woman. She is a scholar, but at the same time a hoe. She values education, but also likes to work as a stripper; she prefers night shifts. Over all Baudelia is pretty darn beautiful, but she likes to be called sexy sometimes. Baudelia does not appreciate anal. Baudelia loves shrek cause shrek is love and shrek is life. Baudelia is weird and crazy. She also as a black soul, that has been lost in the abyss for a while. Baudelia loves to read, especially pornagraphy. Baudelia has friends who like to lick her toes; people think she has a foot fetish, but nah it's all about toes. Baudelia is into Mexican boys and white boys, but she loves a boy who smells like frijoles. Baudelia is a descendent of La familia Del Sagrado Corazon De Jesus de Los Cubanos De Antonieta De la Trajedia Del Titanic De La Santisima Gloria Espiritu Williams. Over all Baudelia is really awesome and rad.
by j.cb September 9, 2016
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"What did u call him?"
"Baumelin"
"Why?"
"Thats what the generator told me to do."
"What did u call him?"
"Baumelin"
"Why?"
"Thats what the generator told me to do."
by II Koncussion II August 10, 2008
Get the Baumelin mug.The act of placing a pinky finger up someone's butt hole and they proceed to fart on their finger. This could be a form of surprise or planned attempt. Another form of a Baumert is shoving two fingers up someone's butt hole and due to the pressure of said action, they poop on your fingers. However if the poop is normal poop, this is not a Baumert (unless they fart; that's an elephant Baumert) The poop has to be wet and juicy. A tapping Baumert is a continuation of putting your finger up someone's butt hole and they poop within the time frame that the finger(s) are not in the butt hole. This is usually chaotic. Reminder, this is not considered rape if they fart or poop. This is common for women to do to men.
Girl: "Hey, do you want to Baumert?"
Boy: "No..."
Girl: "To bad"
*Girl begins to perform a tapping Baumert until the man farts AND poops grossly on her fingers*
Girl: "My fingers smell like shit"
Boy: "I pooped on your fingers."
Boy: "No..."
Girl: "To bad"
*Girl begins to perform a tapping Baumert until the man farts AND poops grossly on her fingers*
Girl: "My fingers smell like shit"
Boy: "I pooped on your fingers."
by mynamesnotrick July 11, 2012
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When a man wraps his partner's hair around his penis and matsturbates; usually resulting in orgasm and messy hair.
Derives from Charles Baudelaire (1821-1867) who obtained sexual gratification from the smelly and sticky hair of his lover Jeanne Duval.
When a man wraps his partner's hair around his penis and matsturbates; usually resulting in orgasm and messy hair.
Derives from Charles Baudelaire (1821-1867) who obtained sexual gratification from the smelly and sticky hair of his lover Jeanne Duval.
"Oh my God! I can't believe you just Baudelaired me!"
"I am so going to Baudelaire you, you naughty little minx."
"I am so going to Baudelaire you, you naughty little minx."
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