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The Bart Simpson

As you ride a skateboard, you spank the ass of a random woman so hard it is as if it was sprayed with red graffiti, all while screaming "Cowabunga!"
Dude, I gave her The Bart Simpson so hard yesterday!" "Fosho?" "Fosho!"
by The Hot Tub Murderer June 22, 2011
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Evil Purple Bart Simpson

Evil Purple Bart Simpson is a evil version of bart simpson that is evil of course, not to be counfused with Evil Bart Simpson or Purple Bart Simpson
by OntarioBrie January 7, 2026
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Bart Simpsons

Bart simpsons are the fake depressed teenagers (usually ages 11-14) that make bart simpson edits. They say stuff like im brOKen or im gonna die alone. They crave attention and call their self "aesthetic". They also write "sad lyrics" (mainly from lil peep songs) inside their note books.
Me: omg im so sad rn I rlly need to vent! *vents*
Cousin: Omg im sorry dont be sad or else the bart simpsons will make you into an edit.
by Talc Headquarters January 28, 2021
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Bart Simpsoned

When the male partner ejaculates into the condom, holds it between the fingers as a slingshot, and then slings the load into their partners face.
Last night I was doing val doggy style when I Bart Simpsoned the back of her head. She didn't know what hit her!
by Pazman October 6, 2017
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bart simson sad profile picture

a fake sad person that just wants attention
I have a bart simson sad profile picture so I broken.
by not_sh4dow_06 February 17, 2021
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Bart Simpsoning

Verb.

To send someone to a foreign country with which they are unfamiliar of both culture and language and make them sleep in a basement
"She was smoking hot, but I think she was Bart Simpsoning me"
by flywirebye July 14, 2025
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