barbeque black man

A soft spoken black man that generally sports clothes less ghetto fabulous than fubu and yet more ethnic than american eagle. May like to accessorize using such finery as gold teeth, glasses and white k-swiss sneakers. Are very personable and tend to enjoy the occasional witty remark followed by a head shake (usually accompanied by a grin so as not to appear condescending). May have a slight lisp, especially when saying words such as defense and sauce.

"Wayne Brady is almost a barbeque black man... but not quite."

by ben & hannah February 16, 2009

backdoor barbeque

Defined as the use of barbeque sauce as lubricant in the act of anal sex.

"We were out of KY jelly, so I went to the fridge and grabbed a bottle of Bull's Eye Bold Original. Then I gave Patrick Swayze a good backdoor barbeque."

by Iggy Pup June 6, 2006

Belhalla Barbeque

A reference to the Battle of Belhalla, a moment in the Japan exclusive strategy game, Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War. It references when Duke Arvis and a group of Velthomer soldiers sent deadly fire spells on every unit in Sigurd's army

"Damn! That fire was like a Belhalla Barbeque!"

by Mr. Tenda April 29, 2021

Waco Barbeque

A specific type of 3 way, where a cult leader gets spit roasted by an FBI Negotiator and an ATF Agent, both of whom are vaping thicc clouds of "non-flammable" smoke.

Did you hear about David? He made his own cult and finally got a Waco Barbeque last Tuesday!

by WacoBBQ September 3, 2021

booty barbeque

When you jizz on her ass, marinate it and taste if it's done right.

Bro that booty barbeque was soo salty and sweet, just right. It was better than grandma's homemade recipie when I ate her fur burger.

by Francekissing July 22, 2017

bartesque

Making and evil plan and executing it.

In this fight we must be bartesque and we will win

by Francois M February 22, 2005

Barbequesauce Man

'Barbeque sauce man' is a glorious title given to the highest office in the land. He rules over all who exist and shall cause havoc on those who defy. He is well known for ruining small children's lives.

"Ay have you seen 'Barbequesauce man', don't want to get on his badside today!"
"'Barbequesauce man' took my family after he took my childhood"

by Matty J-Mac May 10, 2019