mexican banana split

When a woman defecates in an another woman's chest while wearing a g-string or a thong. The feces that lands in the woman's chest usually splits in to two pieces.

When I was in Mexico, I witness this gorgeous woman give a Mexican Banana Split. It was amazing... There was stress show in the receiver's face.

by jaws November 1, 2006

banana split

A woman or man that uses a banana to pleasure herself or himself.

I'm going to treat myself to a banana split tonight.

by randomthoughts89 December 10, 2010

Banana Split

When a male sits on desk, most likely old and you could see the shape of his penis and balls.

while in class...

ana, "look at the teacher crotch"

juju, "ughh thats nasty"

ana, "that looks like a banana split !"

juju "thats gross"

ana "hey shut up, thats your type of banana spilt"

by anabanana123 November 25, 2009

Alaskan Banana Split

Tie your partner to a Brazilian Banana tree upside down as you proceed to tear open her/his anus with an old hard Banana. You then get monkeys to come to the scene by luring them in with Bananas and have the apes rape the women so she is loosened up the use the razor sharp Banana to penetrate her vagina and proceed to fuck her brains out. Then you squeeze the inside of the Banana into her Vaginal Cavity, and eat out her pussy with Banana and chocolate syrup on it.

Nigger 1: Baby can i give you an Alaskan Banana Split?
Niggers Bitch: you bet babay

by pusspussdestroyer January 21, 2015

banana split

Your guy comes over, he give you his banana and you ask him to leave right after.

Honey, come over and give me a banana split, I need to get to work early tomorrow.

by Ber September 7, 2006

banana split

When you perform intercourse with someone of the opposite sex, while wearing a banana suit.

Bro, I totally banana split Kayla last night. It was fucking awrsome

by thunderclapp October 31, 2014

Banana Split

is performed when a man cuts his dick before jerking off, then proceeds to immediately urinate. This creates the red, white, and yellow colors of the delicious dessert.

You pussy…no wonder you chafe when you jerk off. Blood is the best lubricant and that is why I prefer a banana split. There is something cleansing about pissing after jerking it in my own blood.

by Der_Hagrid August 1, 2010