ballsack sports

The only reliable news source. Mainly reports on happenings in the NBA, but any news they drop is factual, accurate, and refreshingly real.

Person 1: "Apparently Skip Bayless has 3,280,000 messages addressed to “LeBron” in his 27 year career, according to Ballsack Sports."
Person 2: "Well if the Sack reported it, it must be true! Now nobody can claim that anyone other than Skip is the dickriding GOAT!"

by grindneverstops March 3, 2022

morning ballsack-scratch

First action of a normal man who has an itch at the pubic area. The action provides with great pleasure to the male, and helps him to be awake for the rest of the day.

This morning I had the most annoying itch at my scrotum, actually it woke me up!, so I had my Morning Ballsack-Scratch to help myself.

by Marcogod October 27, 2010

ballicle

The weird little bumps on a guy's balls where hair grows from.

A hair follicle, but on one's balls.

Bob: "Dude, these little bumps on my balls look like a bunch of zits."

Jeffery: "No dude, those are your ballicles."

Bob: "Oh good, I thought I had herpes for a second."

by eugaet21 January 13, 2011

Ballsackimus Maximus

1. The muscle that makes your nutsack move vertically when you take a deep breath.

2. A general term for the scrote.

When it seems inevitable that something will hit your dude pieces, take a deep breath in order flex your ballsackimus maximus which will tuck the nuts as close to your body as possible.

by Captain Tubesock January 5, 2008

Ballsticles

A Combination of the words balls, and testicles, meaning the same thing.

"Don't kick me in the ballsticles!!"

by Billy-Bob-Joe Jr. January 21, 2009

spreadable buttery ballsack

the technique of saran rapping your balls and then running laps until sweaty then spreading and sliding it over your partners face.

damn, the "Big 86" gave that bitch a spreadable buttery ballsack yesterday.

by Italiano 19 January 17, 2009

ballsacking

To place your nutsack firmly upon an object for intentions of jealousy.

Friend One: That kid just moved away.
Friend Two: Let's make him jealous and ballsack his house!
Friend One: Sounds like a plan... let the ballsacking begin.

by asphalt girl January 5, 2015