University of Sexual Ballers

The University (sic) of Southern California.

Matt: "Where do you go to school?"
Marc: "USC, the University of Sexual Ballers! It's a blast!
Matt: "I only hope that I'll one day be able to get a sports scholarship to such an outstanding university..."

by HawkeyeRTCA July 19, 2011

Skip Bayless

1)No talent hack
2)Embarassment
3)Person who makes bold predictions and has no idea what he is talking about...and somehow gets paid for this.
4)Person stealing money from the Mercury.
5)Person who I wish would get off my TV and radio.

Skippy is a no-talent hack with a big mouth.

by Brian Albers August 10, 2003

baeless

Another term for single, meaning your forever alone :) ... :(

"Zayummm, you baeless bitch!"

by Bae forever April 12, 2014

Broke Ballers

Someone or a group of individuals who have no money, own only 2 pair of pants and 3-6 shirts, and drive a hooptie, but yet still manage to pull a little game.

Tacoma, WA is full of broke ballers

by U-SUCK September 11, 2003

Baelesscation

(verb); Kicking it with yourself, by yourself for any amount of time which is to be considered a vacation because your lonely ass is introverted, a pyschopath, more single than songs put out without an album or all of the above and you also enjoy your solitude.

all these damn "baecation goals" with no bae smh, fuck this shit im bout to just be my own bae & go on a baelesscation!

by Shawndylan August 19, 2017

Ballassed

Preposterous, shitty, crappy, low-grade, cheap and sucky

My night wouldn't have been so ballassed if my girlfriend's dad hadn't walked past our naked asses doin it in her bed.

by Duke Reuben February 10, 2009

ballessness

The art of ignorantly blaming others without accountability within your own relm.

The boss's ballessness allowed his own hinchman to become ignorant with his day to day activities.

by Mrthe1 November 22, 2017