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mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

juicy ball hairs 

what i have
Isaiah-God damn, Jake has some very juicy ball hairs!

gunky ball hairs 

gunky ball hairs means youre a pooter cooter
gunky ball hairs means ur a pooter cooter
gunky ball hairs by kradlife April 29, 2020

Hairy ball sack 

A ball sack with loads amount of hair on it.
Usually someone with dark curly brown hair has a hairy ball sack.
Young boys tend to question their newly formed hairy ball sacks'.
"I saw Danny's hairy ball sack yesterday."
"Those who cannot teach, grow hair."
Hairy ball sack by Weinuh Tunes October 23, 2005

Hairy Ball

Nobody actually knows what the hairy ball is. But if you tell your friends. “Hey you got the hairy ball”. They will go bad shit wondering what it is l.
You: Hey Jasper you got the hairy ball

Jasper: what’s the hairy ball?

You: Jasper you have the hairy ball
Hairy Ball by Hairy Ball February 16, 2019

Hairy bowling ball 

A coconut 🥥
Brad: What is a hairy bowling ball?

Me: A coconut?
Hairy bowling ball by EpicFireLess November 8, 2021