bald freddy

A bald version of british actor Freddy Carter (Kazzle Dazzle in Netflix's shadow and bone) that has been all over social media traumatizing innocent users of instagram.

hey! how's your day going?

horrible really, i was scrolling through instagram when i saw a picture of bald freddy

gods thats terrible!

by brideofthesun July 9, 2021

Bald break up

When you break a girl’s heart bad enough that she shaves her entire head trying to cope with the pain. They often cannot recover from this heartbreak for 2 years. Worse than the Dye break up

Chad: I broke up with my girl.

Brad: I saw that she shaved her head. You put her through a Bald break up!

Chad: Shit it’s not my fault she wasn’t good enough.

Brad: True, she had it coming.

by itybitykilla August 7, 2021

Bald Syo

Bald Syo is an unstoppable demon who will eat your toes and kneecaps.

“You better take that back or I’m sending Bald Syo to your house.”

by Ac_mikazekun April 24, 2019

Bald Moment

A moment of above normal awesomeness or pure genius.

Zach had a bald moment when he kicked Chuck Norris's ass. Zach had a bald moment when he solved world hunger.

by Oracle of all oracles April 15, 2010

Balasaurus Rex

A prehistoric dinosaur of ancient india. Roamed ancient india looking for any types of meat to eat. Beware miniature forms of these creatures still lurk in the world. They are native to the United States mainly found in California.

Person A : what happened to my meat?
Person B : It must've been the Balasaurus Rex who ate it.

by KEVINs(A)GIRL????? February 24, 2011

bald by choice

A gentleman who has chosen to avoid hair loss or premature balding. He has shaved his head and keeps it that way, maintaining that look.

"A lot of guys I know and some celebrities choose to be bald by choice."

by yes juanito yes August 8, 2014

bald asshole

An asshole who just happens to be bald.

Larry David, the king of bald assholes.

by larrydavid July 21, 2006