Be Cool, Bag Your Tool

Means 'Wear A Condom' In A Nonchallant way, so your teachers/parents/boss/anyone else you dont want to kno ur gona have sex, wont notice what your REALLY talking about.

*In The Middle Of A Test.* guy1 "so mann, i was thinkin i was gone "hang out" wit Leah tonight.
Guy2 "hey, Be Cool, Bag Your Tool."
*Teacher looks confused and walks away.*

by ChelseyBby. February 22, 2010

bag your meat

To bag one's meat. A man involved in the missionary sex position with a woman. Successful intercourse involving the interaction between male genitalia and female genitalia.

Dude! That chick is all over you! Bag your meat man!

by Smash addict February 23, 2007

Until they zip your body bag

Military combat slang, for the rest of your life, until you are zippered into a body bag.

Until they zip your bag

Military combat slang, for the rest of your life, until you are zippered into a body bag.

Once you are a member of this Corp, you will continue to be a member until they zip your body bag!

by I, Wreckerrr March 11, 2017

Your mum in a bag

An insult originally coined in the mid 1700's by Anglo-Irish writer Jonathan Swift. The insult has no real defined meaning but It can be determined from context to essentially be accusing ones mother of being a possession. As was commonplace then and now many people carry their possessions in bags, thus the insult begins to make sense.

While not commonly used, the insult has begun to make an appearance on many social media sites such as facebook, instagram, imgur, youtube etc.

"I know your mother well. She's in a bag" or "Your mum in a bag"

by JewshWillmort February 27, 2019

fill up your bean bag

Get ready for something. Particularly a significant event.

"Fill up your bean bag mate, big game on tonight'

by Wandering Willy July 19, 2017

secure your bag

To maintain success

Dj Khaled says it's a major key to secure your bag.

by 09csmart September 1, 2016

bopping your bag

This is an activity done by people when they are "gettin stupid" or "gettin dumb" where a person gets so retarded that he takes a hammer and hits himself in the testicles. Bopping the bag is often discussed, but rarely done due to its obvious danger and the pain involved. It is most associated with hip-hop fans, particularly those who associate themselves with the hyphy scene. Bopping the bag is essentially the the big brother to activities such as ghostridin the whip or gas brake dippin. Women can bop their tits if they so choose, as they have no bag to bop.

we wuz gettin mad retarded up in dis mothafucka an Pooky got so stupid dat he starting boppin his bag. I said, "goddamn mothafucka you is bopping your bag!"

get mad stupid up in dis bitch an bog ya bag nadamsayin?

by OB-1 August 3, 2007