backseatsman

1. Queer old gentlemen from the 1950s who sit in your backseat for a living. They will certainly die if they are separated from the backseat. If you work for The Car Service and a backseatsman appears, you can never pick up anyone else again (unless he is asleep or has Downs Syndrome). They are also lacking severely in yo-yo skills.

2. See also: The Lonely Island.

1. "You work for The Car Service! There'll always be another fare!" exclaimed the backseatsman.

2. "I'm a BACKSEATSMAN! This is what I do!"

by Charliiiiie May 30, 2006

Corporate Backscratching

When corporations use their multiple media outlets to cross promote.

When Tom Cruise goes on Jay Leno to promote his new movie getting released by Universal Studios which is owned by the same company, GE, that owns NBC. That's Corporate Backscratching my friends!

by icwish June 17, 2009

the beast with two backs

When a man and a woman are having sex face-to-face they become the Beast with two backs

Come back to my place baby and we can make the Beast with two backs

by ben-wa November 12, 2016

karmic backlash

When things go smoothly for a period of time and you're enjoying life, karma finds its way back to you and fucks things up.

I had the best November but I'm getting karmic backlash and December is turning out to be such a drag.

by Yana TV January 21, 2009

movie-burger-backseat

Co-opted from the first episode of television show "Daria", it refers to a common courtship ritual amongst teenagers, in chronological order. "Movie", for going to see a film; "Burger", for having a bite to eat; and "Backseat" for the sexual activities that take place in the back of a car.

"They've been going out for a while and he's been getting upset because other guys have been asking her out. And she saying she can't help it if she's attractive and popular. And besides, nobody ever said they were going steady, and if he does want to go steady, he's got to do a lot more than just movie-burger-backseat, movie-burger-backseat, because there are plenty of guys with bigger backseats waiting to take her some place nice!"

by DD28779 July 6, 2009

Backseat Gaming

when a weird kid is watching you play a game and critiques your every move.
Ex.
boy 1: *plays call of duty*
boy 2: you freaking suck. how did you not see the guy to the left? oh my gosh you you are so bad
boy 1: sick, thanks for the tips

yo get the crap out of my room, I am trying to game , stop backseat gaming and leave me alone.

by brewys June 7, 2016

Trey Cappalot’s Backshot

This is the Backshot of the stereotypical skinny black guy trey cappalot who’s Backshot is impossible to handle.

Nobody can handle that skinny nigga Trey Cappalot’s Backshot!

by Keemmcmeme August 23, 2019