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Ass Wipe

'your such an ass wipe...'
by retrosneeze December 11, 2018
mugGet the Ass Wipemug.

ass wipe

a person who being or acting stupid in any type of way
"Stop being a ass wipe!"
by shesryda July 19, 2015
mugGet the ass wipemug.

ass wipe

used to say something is bad...crap...rubbish...how to describe teachers and spacky chavs
omg! french in such an ass wipe
by fish pie June 27, 2005
mugGet the ass wipemug.

ass wipe

a numbnutted moron who needs more than roll to finish the job
sally the numbnut took 2 rolls to to wipe her fat ass
by r s March 21, 2004
mugGet the ass wipemug.

ass wipe

the fuzz is just a hole shitload of asswhipes
by Way fucking Dope March 19, 2005
mugGet the ass wipemug.

ass-wipe seller

An ebay seller who sends wrong mechandise that is only good for wipping your ass with and acts like an ass-wipe when you want him to set things right. An ebay ripp off artist.
The listing said it was ddr1 Mr Whipple sent ddr2,I can't use it and he won't exchange it. When I asked for a refund because it was his mistake, he turned into a real ass-wipe seller. The conceret T shirt was supposed to be in mint condition, the only thing that rag is good for is wipping your ass , and the ass-wipe seller said all sales are final.
by benthere March 8, 2008
mugGet the ass-wipe sellermug.

rough ass wipe

when soon after squeezing out a vengeful number 2, a person realizes there is no toilet paper on the roll. At this point their only option is to wipe with the rough brown cardboard-like tp spool. this can be quite irritable to the bunghole.
uuuuugggggaaaahhhhh...........plop. "shit, theres no toilet paper left, ill have to endure a rough ass wipe."
by ispeaktruth99 June 7, 2009
mugGet the rough ass wipemug.

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