ass burger 

Someone puts a cooked hamburger patty in between another person's butt cheeks and eats it. It is optional to add condiments and vegetables too.

I would so want to make a ass burger with that girl over there

ass burger by TheAlmightyKLEFT November 11, 2010

mean ass burger 

a reaally good burger

Damn 5 Guys makes some mean ass burgers.

mean ass burger by dyingunicorn January 15, 2011

ass burger 

riding your scooter on your ass while waving your legs in the air!

dude#1: Dude! i just totally did a freakin sweet ass burger
dude#2 knarly biach!!!111

ass burger by sweet dood!!!1111 January 10, 2009

Ass Burger 

When someone eats food and it is not fully digested! This is then shat out and gets stuck in the hair of the ass, leaving dingle berries once it hardens! The ass is then eaten out and this is an ass burger!

Dude this chick totally ate my ass burger!

Ass Burger by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

Ass Burger 

When you're in the middle of taking a shit on the toilet and can't get it all the way out, you're ass cheeks are the "buns", and the middle is the "meat". That makes an Ass Burger.

Mom: I need to shower! Hurry up!
Son: No, you can't come in here Mom, I have Ass Burger Syndrome!!

Ass Burger by nmajor89 September 24, 2016

Ass burger 

When you squeeze both buttcheeks and eat out a butthole like a burger

It can also be used as an insult

I could go for a good ass burger right now

Wow look at this ass burger

Ass burger by Inner clockwork October 12, 2019

Albuquerque Ass Burger 

The art of shoving ground beef inside of an autistic persons anus, slurping it out, and then spitting it onto 2 sandwich buns then consuming it.

Me and my homies all jumped this autistic kid, then proceeded to give him an Albuquerque Ass Burger.

Albuquerque Ass Burger by FelchForLife84 April 23, 2022