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back asswards

Late English. meaning: Really fucked up. My dad and his beer invented back asswards.
That mother fucker never figured that shit out.

He has it all fucking back asswards.

What a fucking prick.
by MrSmokey February 4, 2006
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Asswards

by J Hyphen Money Sign December 17, 2008
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asswart

Definitely something you don't wanna have.
If you stumbled upon this definition via google, I wish ye all the good luck. That's gotta hurt?
Shit those asswarts are exploding again!
by Oil Derrick April 12, 2009
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Jack Assward

adv./adj.

adverb: similar to backwards, but when someone is so entirely ignorant about a situation or circumstance that they make a Jack Ass out of themselves implementing incorrect procedure or protocol, and defending the same.

adjective: a person who cannot do anything correctly, and cannot tell their ass from a hole in the ground.
1.
(of a movement) away from one's intelligence; in the direction from one's brain to one's backside.
"he proceeded in a Jack Asswards manner"
2.
toward or in in incorrect manner.
"only a moron would have done it Jack Asswards like this."
3.
"he is a real Jack Assward person and can do nothing correctly."
by 4zBratz August 19, 2021
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