Askholes

A person who constantly ask for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.

"Hey, should I break up with Sherry?"
"Yeah, I haven't seen you smile in two years dude."
*Asks her to marry him instead*
Freakin Askholes!

by Crystizzle May 4, 2012

Askhole

An insecure guy who asks too many questions about the life of the girl he's just started dating, with the tone of mistrust.

"Why didn't you answer my calls last night? Where you out with a man or a woman? Was it a date? "
Woman responds, "Quit being an askhole, we're not exclusive."

by tightrope walker November 26, 2017

Askhole

(noun) People who ask many stupid, pointless, or obnoxious questions

The Askhole keeps asking me how to breath.

by johny jacobsen January 19, 2021

Askhole

A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.

Submitted By: Lance 'The Big Mig' MIgliaccio

My brother-in-law is such an askhole.

by @LanceMigliaccio June 3, 2023

Askhole

That guy you know at family gatherings or work who asks your advice or help for something they basically suck at. Without exception, askholes reward you by arguing about your advice to seem an equal.

Also universally, askholes reject your advice, fail publicly, then shift part or all of the blame to you. Because they did the opposite of what you told them. After they asked you.

Askholes are incredibly greedy with your time, ut generous with their own. They'll spend hours giving newer employees and new family members advice you must then advise them to forget.

"You're new here. Don't talk to Dennis. He's an askhole."

by ThatStevethough December 17, 2016

Askhole

One who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the complete opposite of what you told/advised them to do.

Dave asked if he should date this girl, and while everyone said no, he proceeded to date her, Dave is what we call an askhole.

by Gmone June 29, 2015

Askhole

Someone who asks many stupid, pointless, random or obnoxious questions on a regular basis.

"Wow, my daughter's a hell of an askhole!"

by KinkoX120 September 24, 2015