artifact children

Term invented (or at least popularized) by the late musician Frank Zappa to describe children conceived primarily for the experience of having them.

"There seems to be this trend for the young modern parent to have a child for these reasons: For the woman to experience the miracle of childbirth and for the young couple to raise their precious child to be this immaculate artifact of modern society. If people think today's punk kids are repulsive, wait until they see what these little artifact children are going to do."

Frank Zappa

by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 14, 2006

Arinator

Someone who supports, stalks, loves, and obsesses over Ariana Grande no matter what

I'm like the biggest Arinator ever!!!!

by itsmedacookie July 2, 2018

Atina

A smart, beautiful , and wonderful woman. One that is very patient and understanding. Her smile can brighten your day, and time spent with her is more precious than gold. She may doubt your compliments but you should repeat them, so she knows just how sincere you are. An Atina is a truly amazing catch, and the guy that gets to be with her is considered one of the luckiest in the world.

Man 1: You should have seen this chick at the mall, she was absolutely gorgeous, and one of the sweetest people I have ever met.
Man 2: Atina!
Man 1: I knew it.

by Johnnumber7 February 3, 2010

altina

She's beautiful inside and out. She is a COMPLETE fan girl!!! She laughs at almost everything. She's outgoing smart and incredibly admirable. Anyone would die to be friends with her. She's the most trustworthy person you'll ever meet.

Altina you're my absolute best friend and ilysm

by 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐 February 18, 2017

Altinay

A cute person who understand's everything but doesn't want to because likes to act like a kid and like a phsyco

Altinay is cute

by lolo.875 November 12, 2019

Arina

A beautiful and amazing girl. Usually from Russia. Has an amazing personality and a great sense of humour. Very tall and is very likely to be a model. All the boys swoon as she walks past them blinking her blue eyes and stroking her golden hair. Nicknames are usually Reena or Reeny

Hey, have you heard of that girl Arina?

Yeah! She sounds like a really nice girl! She's clever too!

by uwotmate November 6, 2013

Arina

A mysterious creature that leaves you in suspence of her every move. Her hair is as bright as the sun and glows under the moon, capturing the eye of any in her presence. Youl feel the true meaning of life again.

boy: did you see Arina? i wanna see her again!

Arina is breath taking

by yosayoh* March 27, 2012