these aren't the droids you're looking for 

response given when someone is obvioulsy confused or completely 180 degrees from accepted fact/reality; can also be used to keep one's ego in check

Jim: Dude, that hot chick walking over here is checking me out hard!
Steve: Um, these aren't the droids you're looking for. That's my girlfriend, dude. She just came to drop off my car keys. Move along!

these aren't the droids you're looking for by sjm1 July 10, 2010

Y'aren't 

Yall are not

y'aren't ready for this

Y'aren't by yeetmeister976 September 15, 2018

The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves 

A funny thing to reply with (because almonds don’t lactate) when somebody asks, “What are you doing up so early?”.

Kyle: What are you doing up so early?

Rob: The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves.

And then everyone claps 👏

The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves by 1234Life July 4, 2022

things that sound dirty but aren't 

masticate
jaculate
tittular
titter
Bangkok (a city)
ipsical
epadermis
penal
wenis

I was masticating during lunch in Bangkok and somebody saw me and said i was being rude.

things that sound dirty but aren't

things that sound dirty but aren't by Jamal4362 February 28, 2008

Well aren't you feeling just a tad bit frosty 

1.
When someone does some thing embaressing

2.

when someone says something stupid

3.
when someone is proved wrong

well aren't you feeling just a tad bit frosty

Well aren't you feeling just a tad bit frosty by WELLTHEN BABY August 30, 2010

you aren't meant to be here 

How are you here?

*insert eyebrow the rock meme* you aren't meant to be here??!!!!!!1.

you aren't meant to be here by yetineroz March 11, 2023

Aliens are real but votes aren't 

Is a short line from the "an honest 2020 christmas song by malinda". It gives us a point of view where in the pentagon officialy releases UFO videos which is out of this world (pun not intended) and on the other hand trump states that votes aren't real.

Aliens are real but votes aren't
-Trump

Us:🤦 ♂️🤦 ♂️🤦 ♂️

Aliens are real but votes aren't by Lemmon December 16, 2020