appearance modifiers that aren't melded to your body

This is Peridot's definition of a shirt (they are actually shorts tho) to which Garnet replies, "Nice shorts..." Peridot is quite new to Earth so she doesn't know what a pair of shorts are.

green space dorito: imagine... appearance modifiers that aren't melded to your body!
two lesbians that mould into one lesbian: nice shorts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by imachickenugget May 22, 2020

Those berries aren't getting any fresher.

When a group of four boys and one girl watch the uninvited and realize that the best line out of the movie was when a random balding older man screamed "THOSE BERRIES AREN'T GETTING ANY FRESHER."

"Night Drew. Those berries aren't getting any fresher."

"Night Jared, those berries AREN'T getting any fresher"

by Autumn Marie Lewis September 14, 2011

Well aren't you feeling just a tad bit frosty

1.
When someone does some thing embaressing

2.

when someone says something stupid

3.
when someone is proved wrong

well aren't you feeling just a tad bit frosty

by WELLTHEN BABY August 30, 2010

Isaac saying urban dictionary posts aren't funny

True

"Pls stop posting urban dictionary stuff they not funny"
"True"

Isaac saying urban dictionary posts aren't funny

by BuffBottomBuns April 12, 2017

Aren't you just the sickest

A sarcastic comment after someone is trying to make them self look cool.

Billy: I have a full time job and you don't
Tillman: aren't you just the sickest

by Lukeissick August 16, 2017

dibs aren't in tune

To have money. If the dibs are in tune, it means you're flush and can go raise hell etc - conversely, if the dibs aren't in tune, it means you're skint.

Bertie: What ho old chap. Are you coming to tea?
Corky: 'Fraid I can't mate - the dibs aren't in tune this month. I'll have to hit up my Uncle Worple for some cash.

by isntit November 21, 2011

My boobs aren't Play-Doh!

That's right --- they're even BETTER to squeeze and knead than Play-Doh. :P

You don't hafta tell a soft-flesh-craving dude dat, "My boobs aren't Play-Doh!" --- he already is fully aware of dat, and it's precisely why he is always wanting to cup and squeeze THEM (and probably your butt-cheeks, also!) in his lustful thirsting hands, rather than boring ol' Play-Doh! He could just go buy a tub of it at do local toy store if he wanted to, but he knows a superior-feeling pliable when he finds it!!

by QuacksO July 10, 2023