You bought an iPad, didn't you?

An insult to be used when someone has done something stupid or made a mistake. Something REALLY stupid.

It is insulting because obviosuly you would have to be a real dumbass to buy an iPad. That makes this basically the modern form of "You bought an N-Gage, didn't you?"

Peter: I want to see the new Twilight movie!
Carl: You bought an iPad, didn't you?

Kyle: Stan, where's the kitchen?
Stan: Right over there Kyle!
*Kyle gets lost in the basement*
Stan: Kyle! You moron! Are you in the basement!?
Eric: Kyle bought an iPad didn't he?

by fire_machine April 14, 2010

I have an idea now he can’t breath

A quote said from the 2nd child himself Tubbo

Go to the pool with your friend and say I have an idea now he can’t breathe while drowning them

by Twitch.tv/reeforane June 10, 2021

don't be such an anteater

someone extremely greedy

Come on, don't be such an anteater, it won't cost you a fortune, it's only a cup of beans!

by Kako Qwegh October 1, 2007

don't be such an a-rod

don't be such an asshole.

a-rod = alex rodriguez... known for being an asssssholeee.

can you pass me the remote? - jim
NO, I WAS HERE FIRST. IT'S MINE. - douche
don't be such an a-rod - jim

by maddayyy October 23, 2009

this ain't a scene, its an arms race

The new catchy Fall Out Boy song, recognizable from the chorus "This ain't a scene, its a GOD DAMN ARMS RACE".

this ain't a scene, its an arms race is a 2007 Fall Out Boy single

by petre448 March 1, 2007

You can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle

When you can’t get what you’re working with up to the required standard

Jeff: “That bloke just isn’t cut out for the job”
Tim: “yeah mate, you can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle”

by killacrip August 12, 2021

I'M HANGING ON TO THE OTHER SIDE. I WON'T GIVE UP TILL THE END OF ME! I'M WHAT YOU GET WHEN THE STARS COLLIDE! NOW FACE IT, YOUR JUST AN ENEMY!

I'M HANGING ON TO THE OTHER SIDE. I WON'T GIVE UP TILL THE END OF ME! I'M WHAT YOU GET WHEN THE STARS COLLIDE! NOW FACE IT, YOUR JUST AN ENEMY!

I'M HANGING ON TO THE OTHER SIDE. I WON'T GIVE UP TILL THE END OF ME! I'M WHAT YOU GET WHEN THE STARS COLLIDE! NOW FACE IT, YOUR JUST AN ENEMY!

by Blue Imposter November 1, 2023