Albuquerque

A homogenous, humble city in central New Mexico. Surrounded by burbs (Los Lunas, Rio Rancho) which makes the city span the length of the moon. The people live in their own world, a New Mexican reality. There's not a lot of diversity, families have been there for generations, which makes it a beautiful place for people rooted in their communities. There is a problem with drugs and gangs and lack of quality education, but overall there are a lot of charming qualities unlike any other city. It's authenticity stems from the unique cuisine, beautiful weather, incomparable accents, and 505 pride.

Albuquerque is not just balloons, chile, and the war zone. Get a life, appreciate the silver linings.

by Burquena March 22, 2013

Albuquerque hello

Where you suffocate someone with ether and a plastic bag, then bury them alive

Grim Karen : I'd like to give the new neighbors an Albuquerque hello

by Grim Karen September 12, 2019

308 negro arroyo lane Albuquerque new mexico 87104

The address where Walter white, Skyler white, Walter white Jr and holly white live

Person one: where does Walter white live?
Person 2: 308 negro arroyo lane Albuquerque new mexico 87104
Person one: oh ok cool

by I'm bored so I wrote that November 11, 2022

Albuquerque Nut Slap

When two male social workers meet, they must tug their scrotums back and then (on the count of three) slap their nutsacks together by way of greeting. It's obligatory the first time they meet and optional each time therafter.

Oh, you're a drug abuse counselor, too? Time for the ol' Albuquerque Nut Slap.

by King of Battle August 26, 2010

albuquerque hello

When you greet somebody with a Tash bag full of ether and put it over their head and wait for them to pass out and burry them alive.

A man in Eunice gave his wife the Albuquerque hello.

by Chazmatic September 12, 2019

albuquerque hello

To suffocate another using a plastic bag filled with starting fluid

I didnt like him so I gave him an Albuquerque Hello.

by Jerome93 September 12, 2019

Albuquerque

(AL-bah-KIRK-ee), from the Latin: Absconditus : meaning hidden, concealed.

Located perfectly in the middle of the surface of the planet, Albuquerque has been refered to as the Shangri La of the western hemisphere. Visitors to the Duke City are astonished to discover that it is in the continental United States and no passport is required. It's residents are ferociously kind and loving, and have developed more that 500 different ways to cook green chili. After the world wide destruction of 2012, Albuquerque was elected capitol city of the new world. A jewel of the desert.

Duke City, Shangri La, 2012, green chili, Albuquerque

by v00d00whoknew? July 4, 2009