Adonis

A guy otherwise known as esteran/esteban. Has the biggest donk you've ever seen.. with both eyes closed. But when they're opened it's only 180 degrees. He has bleached brown hair and a peace sign tattoo on his scrawny arm that is a circle that probably has a diameter of 3 inches and nothing mire because if it was bigger it wouldn't fit in the dimmensions of his arm.

Person: Woah that guy has a big donk and his name is esteban.
Person #2: Yeah he's an Adonis.

by Sky12 October 8, 2012

Adonis

egg

Adonis: *e g g*

by Compleetrandumbnass February 10, 2019

Adonis

Word used for describing someone so fat, you could get diabetes just from looking at them.

- Yo have you seen how much weight Craig has gained over the vacation?
- Yeah, he's such an Adonis

Pls accept this, it's for a joke with a classmate.

by Yeetusmaximusthefourth September 29, 2020

adonis

A guy who gets's mad pu***y on snapchat but is too scared to approach girls in real life.

Hey adonis I'm gonna call you snapchat from now. sup snapchat

by Papiswayy April 4, 2017

Adonis

A MASSIVE FUCKEN REATARD THAT NEEDS TO STFU AND DO WHAT HE IS TOLD THINKS HES THE SHIT BC HE GETS ALL THE HRS AT AN ASS FUCKEN JOB NEEDS TO KEEP
HIS HANDS OFF KIDS AND LEARN WHAT RESPECT IS AND NEEDS TO TIP BETTER

1-Hey look at Adonis 2-fuck him he screwed me on tips and yelled at me yesterday 1-oh shit fuck him

by FUCKEN DICK August 4, 2019

Adonis

Pretty boy with a small dick

Karen: He’s cute. A total Adonis
Jaz: stfu Karen. You don’t know shit about his small chilli pepper

by pimpinTheesHoez December 31, 2018

Adonis

He shows great love to an girl to her face but is dishonest about the ones he hide.tell you he cares but does he really

Adonis is my babby I don't care what u say

by Markeela April 23, 2018