Sir Spanks-a-lot

Chronic masterbator

That guy is a regular Sir Spanks-A-Lot.

by Jim Schwartzman August 7, 2003

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Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis

The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.

Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*

by Aggressive_Genji_Main October 21, 2018

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A Triple Jump Through a Hoop Whilst Whistling the Star Spangled Banner

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

They left the Earth just prior to its destruction, but left humanity one last message, a triple jump through a hoop whilst whistling the Star Spangled Banner, which, when translated, read, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.

by cameleopard42 May 26, 2010

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