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Slap a tall person day 

On the 30th of november is Slap a tall person day is a day where all people especially tall, are required to allow average height and shorter people to slap them throughout the day. If a tall person rebels or retaliate (such as slapping back) they are required to send a love poem to their crush or allow people to expose any secrets about them regardless to any actions taken beforehand to prevent this.
"All these tall people are so annoying slapping me all the time"

"Bro its slap a tall person day you can slap them back or expose them"
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National Kiss a Short Person Day

On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.

national kiss/hug a short person day 

the definition of national kiss/hug a short person day~ occurs on every friday in december and you have the permission to kiss/hug any short person.
Aye dude, it’s national kiss/hug a short person day!

National Kiss A Short Person Day

Kiss a short person on October 29th, right after kiss a tall person day.
"Oh jeepers, tomorrow is national kiss a short person day! Dude, you should kiss your crush!"

national slap a short person day 

go to your shortest friend and slap them smack across the face
friend:”go slap reese it’s national slap a short person day”

I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2 

I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2
I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2 (Ibaasarpir2)

I'm such a nice person 

A quote to be said, whenever you perform a total dick move, or when retelling a total dick move.
Yeah I totally anaconda-choked Paul while he was drunk,

and then I left him unconscious on the beach for, like, an hour.
Dude was bitching and moaning from sunburn the next day,
so I choked him out again.
I'm such a nice person.