watch that turns into a hamster

Something very advanced, technologically or otherwise, but completely useless.

A concept or idea that, while 105% awesome, has no real world applications whatsoever.

James Bond: "Hey Q, I've got all these gadgets left I didn't fucking use! This watch, you push a button, turns into a hamster. What was the point of that? And the jam trousers, was that your idea? Fucking useless!"

John: "I've just put up a website that takes your picture and shows you what you'd look like covered in bird poop!"
Jane: "Awesome! And about as useful as a watch that turns into a hamster"

by MathKills December 22, 2009

Hey, Dan can we get a hamster?

The first line of 'The hat fic'

when someone says 'Hey, Dan can we get a hamster?' i want to rip my hair out. as the hat fic has ruined my life

by CallieHowlter December 26, 2017

hung like a hamster

Slang for having a below average sized penis. Became "famous" by Brad Pitt admitting he was hung like a hamster.

Bradd Pitt said (after being asked if he thought he represented the perfect male specimen): “I don’t know if that’s true — I’m hung like a hamster.”

by flake May 5, 2004

Drinking a hamster

Drinking an opened beer the day after a party

Often on the family get-a-way at Gavin's people often are drinking a hamster

by mike01793 July 23, 2009

pulled a hamstring

Another meaning for vomiting after a night (or day) of too much drinking.

Jeff went out with Greg and pulled a hamstring in the STRIPES van on the way home.

by The Greg July 15, 2004

I think I broke a hamstring...

What you say when you think you are hurt, or not ok.

Person 1: Are you OK?
Person 2: No, I think I broke a hamstring...

by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 April 5, 2021

A hamster never forgets

A popular saying in Memphis Tennessee," A hamster never forgets." Meaning you will remember what a person has said or done just like hamsters who are known for having a good memory.

A hamster never forgets because they have a good memory.

by Dirty hamster July 16, 2021