Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!
by Vftw November 8, 2007
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Some user sent this sentence in Ethel Cain's livestream, and Ethel managed to read it, ending up confused and lowkey gagged.
Some user sent this sentence in Ethel Cain's livestream, and Ethel managed to read it, ending up confused and lowkey gagged.
by repufolklore February 28, 2025
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A sentence mixed with AAVE + Stan Twitter words that make absolutely no sense at all for normal English speakers. Only the most devoted of the Unemployment religion can decipher the gaggery of this sentence.
Originally said by a random Twitter user, it gained more recognition when Ethel Cain read the same sentence posted by someone else on her livestream.
Originally said by a random Twitter user, it gained more recognition when Ethel Cain read the same sentence posted by someone else on her livestream.
"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile
What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight
And he'll win the whole thing 'fore he enters the ring
There's no body to batter when your mind is your might
So when you go solo, you hold your own hand
And remember that depth is the greatest of heights
And if you know where you stand, then you know where to land
And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right" is the full title of Finna Apple's second studio album.
What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight
And he'll win the whole thing 'fore he enters the ring
There's no body to batter when your mind is your might
So when you go solo, you hold your own hand
And remember that depth is the greatest of heights
And if you know where you stand, then you know where to land
And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right" is the full title of Finna Apple's second studio album.
by repufolklore February 28, 2025
Get the When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile mug.Noun:
1. A cluster fuck of flaccid male genitalia; flopping, spinning, and also (in most cases) participating in a gratuitous amount of group penetration.
A) Often correlated with the traveling group "Dicks For Days" who spend their time nude and "windmilling" for commuters, passer-by's, and pedestrians on the sides of busy highways. Also well known for their delicious crumb cakes.
2. Slang terminology for the flailing motion made by a civilian when the arms and hands are thrown in a "skiing" motion as if the participant was 'balls deep' in a sweaty bukkake.
1. A cluster fuck of flaccid male genitalia; flopping, spinning, and also (in most cases) participating in a gratuitous amount of group penetration.
A) Often correlated with the traveling group "Dicks For Days" who spend their time nude and "windmilling" for commuters, passer-by's, and pedestrians on the sides of busy highways. Also well known for their delicious crumb cakes.
2. Slang terminology for the flailing motion made by a civilian when the arms and hands are thrown in a "skiing" motion as if the participant was 'balls deep' in a sweaty bukkake.
Noun
1. "Im bored man..." - "Oh i got a shwing shwangin idea dude! lets jump on I-80 and see if we come across a gaggle of dicks!" - "FLOP YEAH MAN!"
2. When that douche bag you thoroughly dislike slips on black ice, you get to yell "You looked like you were catching a gaggle of dicks!" with a smarmy smile on your face, and then proceed to promptly resume previous business.
1. "Im bored man..." - "Oh i got a shwing shwangin idea dude! lets jump on I-80 and see if we come across a gaggle of dicks!" - "FLOP YEAH MAN!"
2. When that douche bag you thoroughly dislike slips on black ice, you get to yell "You looked like you were catching a gaggle of dicks!" with a smarmy smile on your face, and then proceed to promptly resume previous business.
by stewpoowoo March 3, 2014
Get the a gaggle of dicks mug.To plow a gagger is slang for snorting a large line of Cocaine or Crystal Meth. Plowing comes from the size of the line being too large to snort at a normal speed so the user accidentally 'plows' the line with the straw, moving the drug rather than snorting it up the tube. Gagger comes from the action of gagging that is often associated with snorting a line of this magnitude.
by Cannibalizer January 19, 2010
Get the Plow a gagger mug.when someone within a group of 3 or more yells disparaging or negative comments as per a porch dick, But has left the safety of his porch with 2 or more mates that act as a metaphorical, yet presumably as safe, porch while still being 100% a dick.
If it was just him saying all that shit I would have done something. But you can't expect me to fight a gaggle of porch dicks by myself.
by max keller April 10, 2015
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A gagging of Chugn
The ‘g’ is often not sounded
A gagging of Chugn
The ‘g’ is often not sounded
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