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suck the skin off a frozen chicken 

the intense ability to give powerful, mind-bending head. A person who can suck the skin off a frozen chicken has sucking cock and balls down to a modern art form.
Jen Jen is an all-star cock sucker. She can suck the skin off a frozen chicken. Once she sucked a dude off for a cough drop.

Chicken on a spit 

An Eiffel Tower with a female midget where she can spin as you wish.
Yesterday we got a midget prostitute and we made a chicken on a spit with her!’
Chicken on a spit by Vicia5 April 28, 2019

Cleaner than a Safeway chicken 

Sharp-dressed and savvy.
Don MacLean: Have you seen the suits Sweet James Bergener wears? That guy is cleaner than a Safeway chicken!

Shit A Wicker Chicken 

a) Utterly flabbergasted; pretty much the only way left to say you ain't got shit to say, akin to the old idiom of shitting one's pants in disbelief or shock, but a wicker fucking chicken is a tad bit more of an ordeal than just shitting one's pants.

b) Also used to express extreme dopeness.
a) When I saw my bitch's new haircut all chopped up like a dyke, I about shit a wicker chicken.

b) What!? You got to kick it backstage at Snoop's 420 party!? Well shit a wicker chicken, nigga! That's dope!

chicken in a spaceship 

A roast whole chicken sold in a clear plastic container, typically hot and ready to eat, from the grocery store.
Jane: We were hungry so we went to the grocery store to buy some chicken in a spaceship.
Dick: A what?
Jane: A chicken in a motherfuckin spaceship. You know, those roasted chickens in the deli?
Dick: Oh, yeah, I know.
chicken in a spaceship by nirak April 21, 2015

chicken on a stick 

a term that was created from a vine was about a man master bating in a chicken.
yeah i saw him! totally doing chicken on a stick
chicken on a stick by hashtag.good November 30, 2016