batt crack

like a butt crack ( u no butt) but with an a

the docter shoved a stick up the dogs batt crack

by sommy April 17, 2003

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Vinny Boom Batts

A crazy Italian Bag-a-Donuts.

Hey yo Vinny Boom Batts, That is affirmative sir, thats a big 10-4, its a 1 out of 12 with a 214!

by Mr. Gick (BigBaldMoFo@criminaljustice.com) November 15, 2004

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Batts

1.One who plays hockey and has the "Batts Factor"
2.One who often denines other teamates chew
3.One who has taken a slapshot from the blue line and killed anybody

He took a clapper from the blue line and killed an old lady! OMG that guy is a Batts

by Hockeypla1237467928 December 9, 2008

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A Batt

A person that takes a poo in the shower and then breaks it up with their toes so it can easily be washed away.

Tommy did a Batt last night. It smelt awful and took a while to clean up.

by TheBattrickPoos June 1, 2018

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A one of a kind genuine guy whos as real as they come. He never tries being anything but his true self which can make him sometime come across as a real cunt, but only because he is. He sanity and crazy all at the same time. Sexy and confident with every right to be so. He got the gift of the perfect penis and plenty of skill and stamina to satisfy all of them that he wants, The most and least lovable of personalities in the existence of mankind

Friend 1 "Hows batt?"
Friend 2 "oh ya know.. hes batt"

by Crabbcrawl88 December 31, 2020

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