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meaning in jail that yuo have 2 days and a wakeup left
1:hey man when u gettin out
2:i only got 2 and a wakeup left then im gone
by jdizzla March 21, 2008
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1: (tells awesome story)
2: Well fuck a duck and see what hatches!
by AmElIa627 May 28, 2011
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Gay Sex and A Witness

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When two dudes are both fucking one girl at the same time. Like a devil's three-way but with a twist. A third guy is always somewhere in the corner trying to bust a nut because he didn't get a go. At the end of the day who is the real Witness.
"Gay Sex and A Witness, What did you expect you were getting yourself into"
by Latte Imagine Wagons November 7, 2019
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I when two black people are standing next two each other callin each other niggas then a white man walks up and calls them nigga
So begins the tale of the two niggas and the white trash
man 1: what’s up nigga

Man 2: your the nigga
White trash: hey my niggas what’s up
Man 2: ...
Man 1: nigga you better start runnin
Then the two niggas and a white trash was never seen again
by Afklabdor June 12, 2019
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The 15 of october all boyfriends have to go to their girlfriends house and cuddle and watch movie
Boy1: do you wanna play fortnite this evening?
Boyfriend: no i cant it is ” watch a movie and cuddle with your girlfriend ” day today.
by [>;<] October 15, 2020
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and a week later he died

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Similar to 'and then I found five dollars', but with more emphasis on how the story was not spicy enough, or needed that extra bit of oomph. Originates from an English exam produced by CS Enterprises.
CS: After seeing his father in hospital, the man went home. And a week later he died.

JH: Damn.

CS: Yeah, I know. Shurikan!!!!!
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