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My hair is a bird

Tom: You're a bad friend.

Nicolas: My hair is a bird.

Tom: Nevermind. My argument is invalid.
by Frankenstein Goldfinger March 1, 2009
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A box of hair

Used to describe someone with a remarkable lack of intelligence; stupid.
by Lauralie March 5, 2008
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Finer than a dog's hair split three ways

Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.

Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.
You: How are you doing today?

Me: Why, I'm doing finer than a dog's hair split three ways!
by JCEG November 25, 2006
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a rag o' bone and a hank o' hair

Good lord, she's just a rag o' bone and a hank o' hair - a stiff wind would blow her away!
by Rod Brock September 24, 2005
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grow a patch of hair

Saying to describe a man's lack of balls- no hair on ass.
afraid to address your boss grow a patch of hair
by Bennie M May 28, 2008
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Brush your hair with a house centipede

Exclamation, curse

1. Essentially a school/church friendly way of telling someone where to go. It's also a great alternative to say at work so you don't get in trouble with HR.

2. A way to end an uncomfortable conversation. The thought of using a house centipede to brush your hair is so disgusting it's a sure fire way to make your annoying friends shut the hell up
"Hey, Trish, wanna go hang out in the bathroom together? I have some things I wanna show you,"
"Go brush your hair with a house centipede, Melone!"
by Your_mum69 October 9, 2020
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finer than a frog's hair and twice as cute

Meaning to be fantastic and then some as and added complementing yourself finer then a frog's hair
How are you today? Well I'm finer than a frog's hair and twice as cute .
by Perfect person 123 December 17, 2017
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