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Ziad Kanaan 

If the words “deez nuts” were a person. You can find this specimen at any local Indian store making weird jokes with cashiers who don’t get paid enough for their job.
Ziad Kanaan keeps forwarding me WhatsApp memes.

ziad El maly 

A word to distract from the true maly which is Ahmed Maged
ZIAD El maly is a brookie
ziad El maly by MadSamir June 30, 2023

Ziad bagel 

A ziad a a boy who plays league of legends all day and don’t go outside but gets good grades but not so good social skills.
1: Bro, where is this guy?

2: he’s just a ziad bagel
1: ahhhhh, ok I understand
Ziad bagel by Mrmc_cum_man July 7, 2023

karen and ziad 

karen and ziad
Ziad: 'I love you!'
Karen: 'I love you more!'
Ziad: 'I love you the most! and you cant do shit about it!'
karen and ziad by Citerow April 19, 2018

Dirty Ziad 

When you accidentally call the girl you're having sex with by the wrong name but convince her it's part of the role play so naturally you suggest going into the kitchen because you just really want to piss in the sink.
I found Steven in the kitchen finishing a Dirty Ziad with a random Fresher.

ZOLS ( Ziad Obsessive Larp Syndrome )

you think there’s a limit to the larp? think again.
ziad’s gonna call you out on your “larping” (even if it’s a false positive). whether you’re pretending to like something or being something, ziad’s gonna be sniffing around for an ounce of larp. please be careful when reposting some of your interests, because Ziad’s gonna call you out on it, and it could lead to harmful behavior.
(written by @rotoballpointpen)
Person 1: i lovee post rock my favourite band is have a nice life
Person 2: LARPPPPPPPPPPP
ZOLS ( Ziad Obsessive Larp Syndrome )