Zamboning

The act of sexual intercorse while riding on a Zamboni.

Jim and Alyssa totally are Zamboning right now.

by Nathaniel the 3 frenchesca. October 14, 2018

Zamboner

A boner that happens in the cold, how ironic!

Guy: I got a boner! It’s cold out!
Guy 2: Idk how the hell that happens, but zamboner

by StudMastaFlex34 June 1, 2022

Loner Zamboner

A Loner Zamboner is a mythical creature that feasts on the gossip of local teenagers. The Loner Zamboner has been seen from Northern Italy, New Jersey, Alabama and most recently Georgia state. The Loner Zamboner with its high sensitivity to sound can hear and locate gossip from more than 50 miles away. Just like it’s closest relative Snooki and Izzy the Glizzy, the Loner Zamboner has a strong hunger for Leopard print and spray tans.

Teenager #1: I think I saw a Loner Zamboner last night
Teenager #2: hoe my gay, RLY!?

by Izzy the Glizzy September 27, 2021