Ebola Zaire

A highly infectious agent with a 90% mortality rate. First discovered in 1976, it has an incubation period of 7-10 days. After the incubation period, the host suddenly becomes depersonalized, the internal organs begin to hemorrhage, the epidermis begins to fill up with blood, resulting in the skin almost coming off. The internal intestines hemorrhage, resulting in a sloughing of the gut, and every orifice (including the anus) begins to seep blood. It can only be spread through liquids, including mist in the air.

Britney: I am learning about how deadly ebola is, I sure hope I don't catch it, it has a mortality rate of 90%!
John: You must be thinking of Ebola Zaire. Don't worry, it can only be spread through direct contact with the blood, or through water particles in the air.

by Randomfart4 June 3, 2016

zaire helldude

some punkass skinny ass bitch whos annoying asf and get his shit stomped by fatasses

Person 1: OMG, his durag looks hot.
Person 2: Too bad he's a zaire helldude

by magic101point9 December 3, 2021

Zaire

former name of the Democratic Republic of the Congo (Kinshasa)

jsuis zaïrois.. venir me test un conseil : Ko méka té

(zaïrois = person from zaire)

by ategua April 2, 2020

Zaire

Super thicc mixed dude who is like 6’2, can’t talk to women but is kind of attractive.

Girl 1: you know that dude Zaire?
Girl 2: Nah

by PlayboyShawty May 13, 2022

Zaire J

The biggest baddest pimp in all of Zach's Bay. Panties drop whatever he walks by.

Look it's Zaire J, I'd feel so honored if he pimp slap me.

by MilanoBoi August 21, 2020

zaire

An african american who is respectfull, funnny, patient and caring.

i need a zaire. God give me a "zaire" type nigga.

by jesselatae March 7, 2023

Zaire

Zaire is a name. Watch out for the future! There will be an influential figure named Zaire!

Zaire is an influential figure!

by ZarWheel April 27, 2025