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haha i shot your wife

shooting someone’s wife mean free dinner I recommend getting the Gen z’s first then the Karen’s. Anyways if you are gonna eat wife then go to the really empty Chinese restaurant!
person 1: Haha I shot your wife!
Person2: well. Thank you for my dinner!
Person1:your welcome.
by sxravhi June 12, 2022
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Your wife

What? Are you hiding her from me now? How am I supposed to think about her while I nut into my sock? Narcissists aren't born shit-brain. They're created by self-righteous, apathetic trash like you.
Hym "Which is it for you? Your wife shit out a retarded kid or did they get molested? Hopefully both. Or are you just some fat cock? Either way, you're a piece of shit. Die faster."
by Hym Iam December 2, 2023
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National give your wife your hoodie

National give your wife your hoodie day means that you should give your hoodie away to your wife. You should try it! She will love it
Friend: do you know what day it is today? Did u remember to give it away?

Me: ofc i did! I will never forget National give your wife your hoodie day again
by Elise Mariella Holmstad March 31, 2021
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National Beat Your Wife Day

"grr I'm gonna go beat my wife cause today is December 26th"

"isn't that national beat your wife day?"
by KamiSoKawaii December 25, 2023
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make me your wife in bed

Used by a submissive male wanting to experience the dominance of being taken. Like being the bottom,
Own me baby make me yours. Make me your wife in bed
by Bed wife June 22, 2023
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Your wife

If THAT is what you get for bathing regular then I guess I need to stop wiping my ass after I take a shit.
Hym "Seriously, if YOUR wife is what I would get for bathing regularly, I might have to stop using toilets all together and just walk around in piss-drenched pants and shit-filled underwear all day. Whatever it take to keep that repugnant filth of a wife you have as far away from me as humanly possible."
by Hym Iam November 5, 2023
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National Fuck Your Wife Day

May 9th is National Fuck Your Wife Day.

Go on and fuck your wife
Yo dude its National Fuck Your Wife Day!
by Jason.. May 9, 2022
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