You know how i know your gay 

The method of telling someone that they are gay.
Making them aware of the signs and tell-tale indications that make another aware of the person in question's homosexuality

Nelson: Dude you know how i know your gay?
Jean: How
Nelson: Because you want me to tuck my dick and nuts back and play chuck norris "fire walker" with you...Fag!

Jean: You know how i know your gay?
Nelson: How? Cause your gay and can tell whos gay in the world?

Nelson: you know how i know your gay?
Jean: How
Nelson: You are Toms number one friend on MYSPACE!

You know how i know your gay by Jean is GAY January 20, 2008

give your gay bf attention day 

give your gay bf attention day is on the 4 of october and it basically means you and your gay ass bf give eachother attention

person 1: hey there did you know its give your gay bf attention day? “ person 2: no? whats that?” person one: well since u are gay you must give your bf some attention!” person 2: okay 🤨

give your gay bf attention day by Eyedsless On Twitter! October 2, 2021

You wanna know how I know your gay?  

used to make someone aware that they are about to be told why they are gay. Used several times in a popular movie starring Steve Carrell called 40 Year Old Virgin

Bob: You wanna know how I know your gay?
Callum: How?
Bob: Because you got a tent when playing rugby in sports lessons . . .

You wanna know how I know your gay? by arsenalman December 15, 2008

Man your gay max 

Used when ridiculing eccentric idiots.

Idiot: "Super manga!"
Cool guy: "Man your gay max."

Nerd: "'Fart' is 'onara' in Japanese!"
Cool guy: "Man your gay max."

Man your gay max by Suchiiben April 21, 2004

A hurricane up your gay portal 

A bad case of flatulence caused by eating too many onion rings

pungent odour emitting from the anus, caused by root vegatables coated in breadcrumbs or batter

OH my god whats that smell is that a hurricane up your gay portal !!!

A hurricane up your gay portal by crispy minge August 29, 2010

Get your gay off my land!!! 

Used when playing Super Smash Bros Melee and the dumbass you're playing against (he's probably using Jiggly Puff) forgets that you've been charging a smash attack. You then unleash its fury and exclaim, "Get your gay off my land!!!"

Dumbass: Dude, I'm totally 1337 at this game!

You: (while unleashing fury) Get your gay off my land!!!

Get your gay off my land!!! by Joel T January 3, 2008

put on your gay badge 

it means to pack a bowl, when someone tells you to put your gay badge on you take out your pipe and pack the bowl

"ay man you needa put on your gay badge so we can get toked"

put on your gay badge by brian October 2, 2004