yomosexual

Sexuality type in which the person openly has sex with people who are not legit. Commonly hackers, cheaters, gimps, and terrorists.

Dude, my friend decided to fuck Saddam, that's her decision in life to be a yomosexual.

by Lameversion July 6, 2007

yolosexual

Often a bunch of stupid pillacks, yolosexual persons love nothing apart from their stupidity, they often do dangerous and overall stupid things, and scream yolo at the top of their voices whenever they commit these feets of stupidity, stay away from these people and their load of bollocks.

Yolosexual: I'm gonna jump off this tree cause I'm an idiot

Spectators: …jesus christ…not again…

Yolosexual: YOLO!!!!

*Crashes on ground*

spectators: dont call the ambulance, they wont give a sh*t, He's yolosexuall

Anonymous: thats one less stupid pillack in this town

Everybody: YAY!!!!!!

by misterdoodledawg November 8, 2013

joonsexual

When someone is only attracted to Kim Namjoon from BTS

Friend: Hey look that guy is cute you should ask for his number!
Me: Sorry i’m Joonsexual.

Friend: You’re what?
Me: I’m Joonsexual.

by stanbts<3 September 28, 2020

FUCK yousexual

A person who is attracted to people but still hates everyone

Steve is fuck yousexual he is still sexual attracted to people but he still hates them and everyone else

by Little Tebbie June 9, 2022

yaoisexual

When a person is yaoisexual they commit. No, not as in killing yourself don't you dare think that way negativity will not be tolerated here and can get you no where in life either. Remember these wise words. Now where was I going with this... Oh yes I mean commitment yaoi all day, everyday. Its a part of you, you are one with it. It is your very existence. You are yaoi. Once you go yaoi, you can never go back. Yaoi be your life. You love it. You love watching male love to satisfy yourself in your spare time. You enjoy watching yaoi, reading about it, fantasizing, whatever it is you do. Yaoi is the japanese phrase of gay if you must know, so enjoy them yaoi anime fan-fics and whatnot. You are a yaoisexual human walking the earth proudly of what you do and believe in. Ok yeah that sounded a bit religious just now but whatever. Let it be a religion. Yay for gay pride. Have an yaoitastical day! ♡

The author of this definition was willing to describe their yaoi friend. Afterall, I'm only asexual, I tried. Enjoy reading people of all kinds!

To my friend:

Continue watching and shipping people/characters like there's no tomorrow. I will never forget the moment I was shipped with a rock and all different kinds of things that isn't really physically possible. Though hey why not?

Stay away folks, you don't want to mess with an yaoisexual person. They can get really intense and dangerous when it comes to love and shipping people, objects and anything else you can think of really. Though they still be awesome because why not make everything a joke these days. Life is already a joke afterall. Though life is basically anything... Life is shit, garbage, love, beauty, treasured, art, yaoi, gay, straight, made, anime, movies, tv, gold, short, difficult, simple, complicated, a journey, trash, no wait I already said garbage. Well its whatever you make it to be.

by Dex Morgan October 5, 2016

Yeonsexual

Another way of saying “I Love Choi Yeonjun So mUch.”

Example:

Him/her/them: Hey hottie🥵,wanna go out some time😘
Him/her/them: Sorry but I’m Yeonsexual.😰

by Chan’sWorld December 18, 2020

yoonseul

when the water sparkles and glistens because of the reflection of the sun. that is called a yoonseul in korea

look at how the water yoonseuls

by yoonseul November 12, 2017