yates

1 (noun) A place or person that tries to put up a brave front to convince everyone that all is fine, yet in reality it's all falling apart.

2 (Verb) To not pay a person a set wage, even though you've promised to do so in the past.

3. (Proper Noun) A Syndrome where one must find an apology from thin air for not having a specified item that everyone else takes for granted.

1. "This place is a real Yates's!"

"That person thinks he's all that, but really he's just a fucking Yates"

2. "Listen, bud, if you don't buck up your ideas, I'll Yates you!"

"Aww, man, I've been Yates again for the fifth time in a row!! When am I going to get paid???"

3. (After hearing the phrase in normal conversation "I'm sorry we have no mushy peas / carling / tetleys / fosters / working toilets" etc etc) "I'm saying these things without thinking or checking any more!! Oh my God! I must have 'Yates Syndrome'!!!"

by archee's chicken July 8, 2003

Yates

A Shit and Semen mix.

I pulled my dick out of her ass and there was Yates all over it!

by Jphole September 28, 2013

yates

male/female? a severely mentally retarded, dumpster divin, acne riddled, greasy hair, toothless stripper, racoon loving, mangie ass, grandpa/dad type family, growth on nose, and black heads on snaggles.

Get your yates ass out of that dumpster!

by Alicious December 8, 2006

yates

1. (verb)to puke, to throw up, to empty the contents of your stomach, to hurl

2. (noun)a person of extreme annoyance, bastardizing, and harrassment, and evil

3. (noun)a person of god like stature

1. awww man, that guy just yatesed all over the place. I'm going to yates all over you.

2. why do you have to be such a yates?

3. shiiiit, that kid is like the yates of writing.

by Anonymous January 29, 2003

Yates

A woman's butt cheeks. Most commonly used when referring to a nice ass (I.e. Amber Rose, Deelishis, Trina, etc.) mostly used in north eastern areas.

1. You Todd look! Shorty over there got the yates.
2. Lady Yates over there got a nigga wantin' to bag and some more shit.
3.Ma got a pair of Yates on her.

by TheRateZ June 2, 2015

a yates

the act of behaving like an over pompous douche bag. someone who thinks he is far superior to everyone else and will try to let everyone in the room know.

He is such a yates. Nobody likes him because he is such a yates.

by Astarte722 August 15, 2010

Yated

A term coinned in Birmingham during the early 21st century. It reffers to getting stupidly drunk on a night out. Similar to usages to the word "Crunk"

I got well and truely yated last night, I don't remember anything!

by Yated Man December 20, 2009