Bring your wife a Crab Rangoon Day 

December 18th, A National Bring Your wife a Crab Rangoon Day.

My husband brought me a gift for a “Bring your wife a Crab Rangoon Day”

Bring your wife a Crab Rangoon Day by applejuice4678 December 18, 2024

National Pay Your Wife Day 

Wives wear many hats and deserve to get paid. Give your wife money daily and everyone will be happier.

Happy wife, happy life. Celebrate National pay your wife day.

National Pay Your Wife Day by Faroushky October 2, 2020

National give your wife your hoodie 

National give your wife your hoodie day means that you should give your hoodie away to your wife. You should try it! She will love it

Friend: do you know what day it is today? Did u remember to give it away?

Me: ofc i did! I will never forget National give your wife your hoodie day again

National give your wife your hoodie by Elise Mariella Holmstad March 31, 2021

National show off your wife day 

The 1st wenesday of October is National show off your wife day
Show off how pretty and nice your wife is

Post your wife

Partner: Hey look how pretty my wife is
Random person: wow
Wife: why you saying that?
Partner: its National show off your wife day!

National show off your wife day by Doublejfluff October 4, 2021

National Fuck Your Wife Day 

May 9th is National Fuck Your Wife Day.

Go on and fuck your wife

Yo dude its National Fuck Your Wife Day!

National Fuck Your Wife Day by Jason.. May 9, 2022

haha i shot your wife

shooting someone’s wife mean free dinner I recommend getting the Gen z’s first then the Karen’s. Anyways if you are gonna eat wife then go to the really empty Chinese restaurant!

person 1: Haha I shot your wife!
Person2: well. Thank you for my dinner!
Person1:your welcome.

haha i shot your wife by sxravhi June 12, 2022

make me your wife in bed 

Used by a submissive male wanting to experience the dominance of being taken. Like being the bottom,

Own me baby make me yours. Make me your wife in bed

make me your wife in bed by Bed wife June 22, 2023