by applejuice4678 December 18, 2024
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by Elise Mariella Holmstad March 31, 2021
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"isn't that national beat your wife day?"
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by KamiSoKawaii December 25, 2023
Get the National Beat Your Wife Day mug.What? Are you hiding her from me now? How am I supposed to think about her while I nut into my sock? Narcissists aren't born shit-brain. They're created by self-righteous, apathetic trash like you.
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by Hym Iam December 2, 2023
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by Faroushky October 2, 2020
Get the National Pay Your Wife Day mug.a song by The Gregory Brothers and Antoine Dodson, featuring Kelly Dodson.1 The song, created for Auto-Tune the News, features processed vocals of a WAFF-48 news interview with Antoine Dodson, who was talking to a reporter about a home invasion and attempted rape of his sister Kelly
He's climbin' in your windows,
he's snatchin' your people up,
tryna' rape 'em so y'all need to
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
and hide your husband
he's snatchin' your people up,
tryna' rape 'em so y'all need to
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
and hide your husband
by rdesgatrsygh May 27, 2023
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Show off how pretty and nice your wife is
Post your wife
Show off how pretty and nice your wife is
Post your wife
Partner: Hey look how pretty my wife is
Random person: wow
Wife: why you saying that?
Partner: its National show off your wife day!
Random person: wow
Wife: why you saying that?
Partner: its National show off your wife day!
by Doublejfluff October 4, 2021
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