Wooser

Awesome Loser! An endearment for loved ones exhibiting silly behaviour.

(someone you love does something amusingly silly)

You: Aaw honey, you're such a wooser!

by Elgondor June 11, 2011

wooltorton

A decedent of Kings. If you come across a Wooltorton then you better follow that person as he or she will will have a greatness that you wished you possessed.

OMG you are so great at this! you must be a Wooltorton!

by DrBoom May 12, 2014

Chris Wolstenholme

The coolest guy on the planet. Bassist for the British band Muse. Known to be incredibly fertile so advisable not to stand too close (males or females)

Chris Wolstenholme is a legend!

by curious_orange December 23, 2008

Woodstock

one of the biggest friggin concerts ever. over a million hippies all in the same place. probably the biggest pot cloud ever. you could walk into the crowd sober, wearing a t-shirt, shorts, and sneakers and come out red-eyed stoned, wearing a poncho, beads/peace sign necklace, bell bottoms, and sandals. and jimi hendrix played there, too.

"Woodstock's the name of a bird in the Peanuts comics, too"

by Tommy F. September 22, 2005

Woodstock High School

A school which was unfortunately opened in 1996 and has possibly the highest number of sexual violations (many involving staff) in the Metro Atlanta area. From coaches banging cheerleaders to various forms of sexual harassment from the teachers, to girls sending pictures of their tits to their boyfriends (which then seem to somehow spread around the entire school), it's safe to say that Woodstock High School is a walking STD.

Typical conversation at Woodstock High School-

Guy 1- "Dude, did you see Victoria's tits?"

Guy 2- "Psh, that pair spread around two weeks ago... I got Shayli's on my phone now"

by SvenAlexander July 21, 2010

Wolstenhard-on

Arousal caused by the music of Muse, and Chris Wolstenholme's Bass-lines in particular (or just CW in General)

"Today I was head-banging to Plug-in Baby when I discovered I was sporting quite the Wolstenhard-on halfway through."

by iliketits September 27, 2011

Woodstock, Illinois

Woodstock Illinois is a small town located in the far northwest of Chicago. It’s hightlight is their town square where Grounghog Day was filmed in the 90s. The town is a Mecca for illegal immigrants, wannabe gangsters, hippies, homeless, and drug abusers. The older residents, who’ve never left town, wonder how this quaint little town has gone to shit over the years. On weekends, the “downtown” bar whores run aloof; they’re diseased so beware of them. There are multiple Mexican restaurants.. hardly anything else. If you’re looking for a good taco, some cocaine, or an easy chick to take home just hop on the Metra train from Olgilvie Station and have them drop you off at the second to last stop from the end of the line.

Where are you from?

I’m from Woodstock, ILLINOIS.
Is that near Chicago?
Yes (easier than explaining it is nowhere)

by Planejain May 28, 2018