Womp womp

A preface to announce you’re about to say the most retarded shit ever.

Kid online: my grandma’s bouta die it’s hard

Retard: Womp womp lil ngger guess what else is hard

by Stonmann October 25, 2023

womp-womp

A mid-sized, adorable rodent that resides exclusively on the campus of Vassar College. They are everywhere and like to rise up on their hind legs to nomnom on low branches. When startled, these creatures womp-womp away.

(Btdubs, it's a groundhog)

Vassar Student 1: Woah! Look at the Womp-womp by Strong!

Vassar Student 2: Bah! You scared it, you hipster. Now it's womp-womping away.

by VirtualToasters June 8, 2011

Womp-Womp

Sound Charlie Brown's teacher makes when she talks. Directly translates to "I don't care."

Kid 1: Oh no! I failed my test!
Kid 2: Womp-Womp, should've studied dumbass.

by Randal M. March 27, 2007

womp womp

To cry, bitch, or moan about something. To rub it in someones face when they are crying.

Ugly Person 1: I am so ugly I am going to cut myself.

Hottie: Womp womp!

by LexxyAmy December 23, 2008

Womp womp

Mindless blathering of a brain dead trumptard who has guzzled too much trump jism, and can no longer speak coherently.

" Hey you stupid fucking trumptard, don't you know that imprisoning kids and drugging them is messed up?"

"womp womp!"

" I see that you still blowing the Dotard"

"Womp womp!"

"Useless piece of shit."

by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 21, 2018

WOMP WOMP

Whatever makes
you feel good.

WOMP WOMP baby!

by ^MisterJingo^ December 18, 2003

womp womp

The mating call of the Trumptard

Womp womp

by Def your mom December 16, 2018