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Wilkie, Saskatchewan

a shitty town filled with inbreds. Sittlers and Ceys know where it's at. Hard to find a bf/gf here because you're probably related to them. There are also lots of old cranky ladies who yell at you for just breathing.

Fun fact: you can only be cool here if you play hockey, volleyball, or dance
person 1- "your dating your cousin!?!?!"
person 2- "yeah so what I need a bf"
person 3-"sWeEt hOmE aLabaMa"
person 4- "welcome to gold ol Wilkie, Saskatchewan
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STINKY-WINKLE

A URINATION FEATURING A SIZEABLE GAS EXPULSION.
I WAS TAKING A LEAK AND IT TURNED INTO A STINKY-WINKLE WHEN I LET OUT A 10-SECONG FART.
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shwinkle winkle 

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I got shwinkle winkle after diving in the lake.

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