The 10 Wingmanments (Rules of being a wingman)
1. Thou shall respect the shotgun rule above all else.
2. Thou shall remain in formation without complaint regardless of target assigned.
3. Thou shall pursue target with convincing vigour.
4. Thou shall not pull a switcheroo without prior consent.
5. Thou shall get a round in. (Regardless who's money is used)
6. Honour thy wingman's intentions and have no strong opinions. (A simple shrug will suffice)
7. Thou shalt not abandon target until all objectives are complete.
8. Thou shall never be the voice of reason.
9. Wingman unto others as you would have them wingman unto you.
10. Thou shall remain silent when questioned about past missions.
1. Thou shall respect the shotgun rule above all else.
2. Thou shall remain in formation without complaint regardless of target assigned.
3. Thou shall pursue target with convincing vigour.
4. Thou shall not pull a switcheroo without prior consent.
5. Thou shall get a round in. (Regardless who's money is used)
6. Honour thy wingman's intentions and have no strong opinions. (A simple shrug will suffice)
7. Thou shalt not abandon target until all objectives are complete.
8. Thou shall never be the voice of reason.
9. Wingman unto others as you would have them wingman unto you.
10. Thou shall remain silent when questioned about past missions.
Jewcob: Shotgun the blonde one...
Mamba: Nah come on! her mate is rough and you've got a girlfriend anyway!
Jewcob: Remember the Wingmanments.
Mamba: Fair play, go get the beers in.
Mamba: Nah come on! her mate is rough and you've got a girlfriend anyway!
Jewcob: Remember the Wingmanments.
Mamba: Fair play, go get the beers in.
by MaximusLadius April 10, 2013
1. A friend of yours who will distract the fat hater friend so you can hook up with the hot girl. opposite of a cockblocker
orig. US Air Force n. A pilot whose plane is positioned behind and outside the leader in a formation of flying aircraft.
orig. US Air Force n. A pilot whose plane is positioned behind and outside the leader in a formation of flying aircraft.
by theunknowngl October 17, 2004
taking one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream
song: wingman - coors light
This chick's rockin' your bro on the dance floor, but she towing an anchor, a junior investment banker... she's talken about her self and not much more, wohh ohhh, so buy her a beer.. that's the reason your here... mighty wingman
your taking one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream...
song: wingman - coors light
This chick's rockin' your bro on the dance floor, but she towing an anchor, a junior investment banker... she's talken about her self and not much more, wohh ohhh, so buy her a beer.. that's the reason your here... mighty wingman
your taking one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream...
by COVINGTON YEEEE July 12, 2003
Verb of wingman; actively assiting in getting, or replacing a woman for a bro. This can be at/during a party or in real time.
by Alex Gniewek April 05, 2012
-When you and your buddy go out to the bar/a party. And let's say you meet a hot chick, but there's a catch she's got an annoying or ugly friend. It's your buddy's job "The Wingman" to keep the "other chick" occupied so she won't want to leave. No one wants to talk to her, and she's jealous that her "hot friend" is getting attention. While your Wingman is keeping her occupied and preventing any "cockblocking" from happening you are free to make your move(s). You can even use your Wingman as an excuse for her to leave with you. "Look, your friend is having a great time. My buddy and her seem to be hitting it off real well. Come on, let's go back to your place."
As with the pleasure comes the pain, you have to take the Wingman position the next night so your buddy can be the Gunner.
On rare occassion(s) the next morning you will not know who was the Wingman, and who was the Gunner. Because they both looked ugly/annoying at the beginning of the night, but by the end of the night they were both hot!
As with the pleasure comes the pain, you have to take the Wingman position the next night so your buddy can be the Gunner.
On rare occassion(s) the next morning you will not know who was the Wingman, and who was the Gunner. Because they both looked ugly/annoying at the beginning of the night, but by the end of the night they were both hot!
"Mike took the Wingman position with honor that night."
"Yea, we weren't sure who was the Wingman on that morning."
"Yea, we weren't sure who was the Wingman on that morning."
by DanoRollngRck33 January 31, 2004
A partner in crime - true friend ... that person who will always have your back, no matter what. He/She wil SaVe you.
This person is especially helpful when breaking into houses, or just going out to pick up some biddies.
It is not unusual for wingmen to be romantically involved.
This person is especially helpful when breaking into houses, or just going out to pick up some biddies.
It is not unusual for wingmen to be romantically involved.
by Neighborhood Watchh January 17, 2009
The wingman is your best friend to party with because he is always up for anything and is ridicafunbut is also incredibly skilled at preventing you from making an ass of yourself by any means necessary up to and including getting just a little drunker or doing something just a little crazier to draw attention away from you. Most often achieves goal of saving your reputation by convincing you to leave wherever you are with the promise of going somewhere way more fun where everyone is hotter.
You: Dude, I'm going to challenge my boss to a beer chugging contest.
Wingman: Too easy, he doesn't stand a chance. Let's hit the nudie bar and do shots instead.
Wingman: Too easy, he doesn't stand a chance. Let's hit the nudie bar and do shots instead.
by Lucky Jodi March 21, 2007