arsehole winder

A very good goal! A very spectacular bullet of a strike!

Stevie G hit an absolute arsehole winder past that baldy bastard Barthez! (as did John Arne Rise)

by Kelly Coyle December 8, 2003

windigestion

Windigestion is when you have indigestion coupled with a bit of trapped wind, hence windigestion. It can be quite painful!

I should never have had those beans on toast tonight after that huge meal I had for lunch, now I've got a case of really bad windigestion.

by Lizzie the Frog October 9, 2008

Winding and grinding

a signature dance move of a man named Duke Depp who dresses up as Willy Wonka.

Duke always do the winding and grinding on his live

by Cola.depp March 21, 2021

Windrafter

Some dude who has a youtube channel and a roblox cult known as the primal rafters.

Guy 1: Whats a windrafter? isn't that called a sailboat?
Guy 2: Nah its the owner of some roblox cult.

by jamalhesofine April 20, 2021

Skin Winder

Someone who performs the act of blowing on the the male genitalia.

David is dust, speaking of David Long he's skin winding some guy in the bathroom. Wow he's such a skin winder.

by ihazzkoolaid November 25, 2014

windork

A programming n00b who's only talent is jocking Microsoft.

Scott: Screw you guys, I'm going over to my other programming chat room.

Snell: Whateva Windork.

by dqsnell99 December 23, 2006

winding your ass and scratching your watch

Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.

Damn son, don't just stand there "winding your ass and scratching your watch", flip the hamburgers!

by clintoncousin December 11, 2007