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What you say when caught in the middle between 2 of your enemies/unpleasant problems personified as people

When you don’t know what’s worse or better in a situation determinate of 2 or more parties
*uncle and stepdad fighting over who’s going to Molest the 14 yr old daughter

Daughter: tf ?

God: even i don’t know who to root for
by ben&scarys October 6, 2022
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Do you know who else has dementia?

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Do you know who else has dementia?

Do you know who else has dementia?
by Xosmic February 18, 2023
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Do you know who I am?

A line often uttered by self-absorbed asshats who feel they are being wronged by someone in a particular situation. History often proves that these douchebags, who might have an extremely low level of fame that most people are unaware of, are being treated on equal footing with the rest of the general public. This angers them even more.
BOUNCER: You're going to have to leave this club, sir.

DOUCHE: Wait a minute, wait a minute...do you know who I am?

BOUNCER: No. Get the fuck out of my face.
by Slow Motion March 11, 2009
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Implies that the previously stated is rigged; local wrestling promoter, as told by Jim Cornette, gave away a pony to increase ticket sales and, to avoid losing money, rigged the raffle to ensure his son would win the pony
Of course, that asshole was late again!
Oh, wouldn't you know who won the pony!
by Jack_Bongos January 15, 2020
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You-Know-Who

The name in the Harry Potter wizarding world for Lord Voldemort. He has also been called "He Who Must Not Be Named", "Lord Thingy", and other appellations of the sort.
Ron: "Hey, Hermione, I heard that You-Know-Who is trying to find Harry. D'you think he wants to kill him?"
by Lizzi K April 21, 2006
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You-Know-Who

A person, usually an acquaintance, who you find completely detestable. The mere mention of their name is enough to fill you with a feeling of dread, while an encounter with this person inevitably leaves a cloud of misery hanging over an otherwise pleasant day. This term is derived from a common reference to Lord Voldemort from J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series.
"I bumped into You-Know-Who the other day...that basically ruined my week."
by Bumpalicious February 6, 2010
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i know who killed me

That god-awful 2007 movie with Lindsay Lohan. She played a stripper with one leg and one arm. And she had a twin that her dad stole from his mom's fetus.

The movie came out after she was charged for DUI and cocaine possession, making her a bigging laughingstock than she already was. Quite a feat.
"In the gory psychological thriller “I Know Who Killed Me,” Ms. Lohan plays a wealthy college student who writes fiction, excels at the piano and refuses to sleep with her boyfriend...(and also plays) a stripper with a crackhead mom. No prizes for guessing which performance is more believable."
--Jeanette Catsoulis, New York Times
by dilary huff August 20, 2007
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