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Doctor's whispers 

When A Doctor or specialist misdiagnosis someone because they have either;

1). profiled the patient with a prejudice based on their physical appearance, usually after just meeting them;

or
2). they played the most likely odds on the patients symptoms without actually running any tests;

or
3). were simply just careless when filling in a form and autofill finished their spelling.

eg. typing Osteoporosis instead of Osteoarthritis.

The whisper happens when it gets put on the patients permanent record without their knowledge and every doctor who views it from there on in, starts with a bias against the patient and will always believe the offending doctor over the patient, simply because it was written by another doctor.
Specialist: "Your blood pressure is quite high."
Patient: I just have white coat syndrome. My readings at home are normal
Specialist writes down that the patient has severe anxiety.
Every doctor after that: "Your symptoms are all in your head. Here take a pill to help with that."
Patient: "No I don't want to take something that I don't need. That's dangerous."
Doctor writes down that the patient is delusional and catastrophises a lot.

Patient finally see's their own medical record and sobs, "For crying out loud. These Doctor's whispers will be the death of me".
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Wally's whispers 

A politically correct alternative to Chinese whispers, particularly suitable for the modern workplace where miscommunication is caused by middle management idiots not understanding anything but still desperate to impress, rather than by language difficulties.
Programmer to middle manager: We need to deploy X because A happened. Please ask the client before we proceed.
Middle manager to client: we deployed X so now B is supported
Programmer (on reading the minutes): ugh, Wally's whispers strikes again

A whisper to a scream 

Love come down upon us till you flow like water
Burning with the hope of insight
Feathered, look they're covered with a bright elation
Stolen in the sight of love
We are we are we are
but your children
Finding our way around indecision
We are we are we are
Rather helpless
Take us forever
A whisper to a scream
Birds fly
In the eyes of the faithless daughter
Broken
At the bitter end
Wasted
Sacrificed for a new nirvana
Nighttime sends us on our way
We are we are we are
But your children
Finding our way around indecision
We are we are we are
Rather helpless
Take us forever
A whisper to a scream
A whisper to a scream
A whisper to a scream
A whisper to a scream
A whisper to a scream

Everytime One Person Eats Smcaks Ceral , Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"

Everytime One Person Eats Smcaks Ceral , Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"
Everytime One Person Eats Smcaks Ceral , Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"

Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'" 

Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"
Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"

Secret and Whisper 

Secret and Whisper are a unique band hailing from Kelowna, BC. The band consists of the former members of Stutterfly, minus vocalist Chris Stickney.

In 2006, Chris left Stutterfly due to personal reasons, and the band recruited Charles Furney, formerly of thebleedingalarm. Charles brought such a different sound to the band that they decided that they were no longer Stutterfly, and on February 24th 2007 they changed their name to Secret and Whisper.

Throughout the next year they released demos for songs like 'Vanishings', 'Attacker' and 'Spider Besider' until they signed to Tooth and Nail records and released their first album titled 'Great White Whale' on February 12th 2008.

The band has a terrific sound, but has been called a carbon clone of Saosin, but it would be ignorant to say they are just a rip off.

Unlike Saosin, Secret and Whisper create wicked vocal harmonies, and in my opinion Charles is a better overall vocalist than Cove. These guys also use some wicked ambience in tracks like 'Werewolves' and 'The Actress' which Saosin could never pull off. Saosin's songs can also get repetitive, but you could listen to Secret and Whisper's songs are so memorable it's impossible to get tired of them. I can assure you, if you like Saosin, you'll love these guys.

If you're looking for a breath of fresh air in today's stale music scene, check these guys out.

For fans of Circa Survive, Stutterfly, Saosin and Mew
Secret and Whisper released their debut album 'Great White Whale' February 12th! Go check it out!

www.myspace.com/secretandwhisper
Secret and Whisper by SecretFan March 13, 2008

Shit Whisper

When one passes gas while holding a stool in their anal cavity.
-"Man, did you shit on yourself?"

-"No, I'm about to though. I've got a bad case of the shit whispers."
Shit Whisper by Colby Rountree August 31, 2004