wednesday

(adjective)
A state of satisfaction and embracement of one's life.

An abstract, unreal feeling of limbo somewhere between physical and mental presence of reality.

‘how are you feeling today?’
‘wednesday.’

by shrek and that one dude February 16, 2021

wiener picture wednesday

Sending wiener pictures to your friends on Wednesdays if your name is Jeremy.

His girlfriend flipped out when she found out he was sending wiener picture Wednesday photos to whores.

by Get the Mac February 22, 2018

Gay Wednesday

A "guy on guy" weekly orgy that takes place in a small town at the mouth of the Great Egg Harbor River (and other mouths) where the men of said town get together and perform ritualistic gay sex acts on one another and return to their wives, girlfriends, and/or POF accounts as if nothing outside of hetero ever took place. Legend has it that Gay Wednesday is the horniest day of the week.

**Tuesday afternoon**
Lenape Indian: "What are you guys doing tonight?"

Frank: "I'm shopping for bigger gag-balls for Gay Wednesday tomorrow because my old ones got swallowed last week."

by DixieWreckedMLNJ September 13, 2016

White girl wednesday

Weekly holiday to celebrate white girls.

Especially White thicc hoes

Damn happy white girl wednesday Joanne whip them tiddies out
*joanne proceeds to whip them tiddies out*

by Lil thong June 5, 2019

Wasted Wednesday

getting trashed on a wednesday
could also be a continuation of tipsy tuesday
or a prep for thirsty thursday

What are you going to work on today?

Nothing, its wasted wednesday.

by toonerpro December 2, 2009

Reboot Wednesday

The day after Patch Tuesday (The second Wednesday of the month in months that don't start with Wednesday). The day you have to reboot your computer for the patch to be installed on your computer.

guy 1: Happy Reboot Wednesday!
guy 2: huh?
guy 1: nvm it's a computer nerd thing

by Straemer September 24, 2007

weekend wednesday

Often when a group of college students have a wednesday with one or no classes, they will begin to drink at midnight on tuesday and long into wednesday morning.

John: "Do you have any classes tomorrow?"
Steve: "Tomorrows wednesday right? No I dont."
John: "Dude, lets make it a weekend wednesday."

by graftonsoccer1021 September 8, 2010