Scrotal Welk

A welklike swelling in your scrotal
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"Help Todd! My scrotal welks have flared up and are spreading like a clan of hungry crustaceans!"

by Jginnit07 February 06, 2023

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Welking it

Welking it is when you dip your dick in paint the current color of Welkin’s hair then wait for the paint to dry before jorking it.

Welkin’s hair is currently pink so I’m Welking it in pink paint.

by Mexi_mart April 09, 2025

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When something is pathetic, sad and or a failure.

by epicElk69 July 22, 2023

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when you're feeling kinda depressed/down right after having an especially good time, also applies to drinking/hangovers

Ngl, I've been feeling kinda welk since that weekend

by mrknightley March 28, 2019

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I can't believe you didn't grab that dub, you are so welk.

by user68023 July 22, 2023

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Welk is a type of Sea snail!, but it’s also a common phrase used around in Australia!

Welk = welcome.

C1: Could you pass me some goon, Brudda.
C2: *passes goon to C1*
C1: Thanks, pal.
C2: Your Welk.

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Welk is a replacement for any sex related word or sex act. It can also replace the word “fuck”

“Did you welk last night?”
“They just had welk”
“There was welk everywhere”
“They got a welk job”

by Lopez clarkson December 06, 2018

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