Weekend warrior

Weekends of picking which parents house to go to

Child: I wish I didn't have to choose every weekend where I want to go, I don't like neither of them but I don't want to hurt feelings

Child relative: yeah it sucks being a weekend warrior

by Bella sue May 27, 2017

Weekend Warrior

When you go racing in your “Race Car” on the weekends bc it’s really the only time you have to do anything.

This is my Weekend Warrior, I only drive it on the weekends…Bc I have more important shit to do, like paying my bills.

by YesYouAreAnNPClol September 16, 2025

weekend wheelchair warrior

When a healthy, capable, able to walk person who has no need for a wheelchair, buys, rents, or steals one for their own personal amusement, laziness, or gain. Non-powered models promote pity by unknowing bystanders, and can be used for preferred parking, meeting women, getting VIP access to clubs, etc. Powered models, known as rascals, are usually attributed to very lazy people not wanting to walk under their own power, or people that like to perform motorized stunts.

"Look, Jimmay's pulling the weekend wheelchair warrior again so he could get right into all the clubs and meet chicks. See, they are eating up his Gulf War landmine explosion story. I bet he scores tonight......"

by Klizz February 25, 2009