chinese dick weed

when you bite into an egg roll and find a chinese pubic hair
mr.miagi is a chinese dick weed for putting his cock hair in my egg roll
by rjrumples February 02, 2008
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Dick Weed Syndrome

Dick Weed Syndrome is a catastrophic STD. It causes a major Fungi infection on the nob of your dick. After the ninth day of the infection the nob begins to grow marijuana leaves, these leaves can give a major high, it makes you see purple unicorns with giant green penises were there horns should be.
Dick Weed Syndrome
by Depatment of STD Studies October 21, 2013
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Dick weed

look at Keeleigh, she's such a dick weed
by Hellobello July 05, 2014
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Dick Weed

A person who has fungi growing on penis.
by kurtisascholar November 24, 2016
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Dick Weed

The crumbles of weed left over at the end of an Oz or more
by SaviSunflower March 02, 2016
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Dick weed

Take your massive or small cock and put it on a piece of paper in religion class. Then you roll it up and light it. After you light it you have fun and smoke it.
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