water polo

the gayest sport on earth, in which fags get in a pool and splash each other with water, while wearing speedos and tossing around a ball with one hand while playing pocket poolwith the other

he was straight until he joined the water polo team. now look at him. he listens to techno now.

by lil steve_o December 25, 2007

Water Polo

Masturbation in the bathtub, a aquatic (and pocketless) variant of pocket pool.

Sorry gents, gotta go--me and my stiffy are off to the tub for a round of water polo!

by pontifex maximus January 26, 2005

Water Polo

The sport people play in high school when the individual lacks the athletic abilities to play sports such as football, basketball, and soccer. Gets you in great shape though. Also participants wears Speedos, and no that does not make them gay.

My friend decided to play water polo because he was not strong enough to play football, and his jump shot was garbage.

by Truth Speaker101 January 20, 2009

water polo

Played just like normal polo, but in the water. Made up of two teams, each consisting of five to seven players. Polo shirts required. Obtain points by drowning horses of the opposing team. Team with horses remaining, wins.

I killed so many horses in water polo today!

by Bears.Beets.BattlestarGalactia July 21, 2015

Water polo girl

The fittest of all female athletes. Water polo girls are thin hot and amazing kissers not to mention great at water polo! NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH SWIMMING GIRLS.

guy 1: Man, is your girlfriend a water polo girl?
guy 2: duh of course
guy 1: i can tell.

by lollipoppygirly July 21, 2011

water polo depression

When a water polo player has not played in X number of months and longs to play again.

James aren't you playing baseball?

Yeah but it's not the same feeling as when I play polo. I must be going through a water polo depression

by waterpolo4life October 31, 2011

water polo hair

After an athlete has been playing water polo for a prolounged amount og time, the chlorine makes his (girls usually take care of their hair) hair fryed and intensly crazy, also makes it lighter.

Girl 1:"I looooovvve water polo players! they have great bodies, not to mention their awesome water polo hair!

Girl 2: YEAH

by miklus May 6, 2006