Ellie's Special Water

Urine produced by a person named Ellie, almost always intended to be passed pff as a beverage of some sort to be consumed by somewhat slow boys named after crafty, wily mammals.

I was about to slam back a bottle of Honey Brown when Ellie warned me that it wasn't beer but a bottle of her Special Water

by BacardiWench June 5, 2003

It's just water

A phrase commonly used by someone to get out of cleaning up a spilled liquid, regardless of whether or not the liquid is actually water.

John spills his Coke on the carpet.

Tim: "Hey man, clean that up! This is a new carpet!"

John: "It's just water."

by Water Watcher October 23, 2011

It’s just water weight

A slogan from the YouTuber Nikocado Avocado, mainly used on his merch.

Nikocado Avocado: Get my new ‘it’s just water weight’ merch today!

by Hfjdujdjzhxjd October 27, 2021

it's fucken water

A phrase used whenever someone makes a big deal out of minor or inconsequential details.

Ocean: This Dasalad brand is the worst! It has no filter, too much acid, not enough minerals-
Cyan: Dude, it's fucken water.

by Blues and Dumbness August 30, 2021

Queen of England’s dog water

The best of best type of dog water, you can’t find this dog water of a player anywhere else.

“You’re the Queen of England’s dog water! you’re so bad!”

by dogwater2765 January 11, 2021

water the general's dog

To urinate.

I need to go water the general's dog before we head out of here.

by dibble bop December 20, 2010

Water each other's plants

1. To maintain an office-relationship between adjacent plant-owners who water each other's plants in the absence of one or the other.

2. By extension, to keep each other company.

"I think they had a plant-relationship back in meat space."
"What do you mean?"
"They used to water each other's plants back when we were in the office."
"Oh, like kept each other company?"
"Yeah; but they literally watered each other's plants, too."

by Faiyoh5d July 27, 2021